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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2010, 10:28:47 AM »
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Rejection:
1 Corinthians 12 "I would not have you..... ignorant."
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2010, 07:31:01 PM »
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Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)

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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2010, 07:33:53 PM »
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Quote from: ~Achewon Enleaye~ on October 30, 2010, 07:31:01 PM
Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)

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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2010, 07:58:42 PM »
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Please don't be Weeping for Tammuz, it's making me want to get stomped by a Suicidal Swine Stampede. Or would you like to help me experience Love and Joy? I'm not like those Lewd Men(point), I promise.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2010, 08:37:06 PM »
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Quote from: ~Achewon Enleaye~ on October 30, 2010, 07:31:01 PM
Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)

~Britta
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2010, 11:50:22 AM »
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Quote from: ~Achewon Enleaye~ on October 30, 2010, 07:31:01 PM
Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)

~Britta
Now just make a Redemption reference, and you're golden.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2010, 06:05:42 PM »
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He broke up with her because she was Preaching the Truth
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2010, 06:11:40 PM »
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Quote from: Ninja Duck on November 13, 2010, 06:05:42 PM
He broke up with her because she was Preaching the Truth

I think you have 'pick up line' confused with 'break up line'. :P

~Britta
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2010, 06:36:54 PM »
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babe went to the "suicidal swine stampede" cause he knew for me and my ex it was "love at first sight" and then caused me "Grief"
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2010, 06:45:49 PM »
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When I saw you, my heart experienced A New Beginning.
The first time I looked at you I saw a Banner of Love over your head.

Rejections:
I would rather have the Hospitility of Martha than your companionship.
Your Plauge of Lice makes you so hideous it's not even funny.
Want a Plauge of Frogs to go with that?

Story with redemption cards:
I remember the first time we met. You were The Watchman over the Meal in Emmaus. Your Trust in the Lord drew me closer to your Unity in Christ. We decided to take a Ship to Cypress and then have a Meeting in the Wilderness. But on the way to Cypress you had Visions, Visions of Iddo the Seer. In your visions was the Desolate Cry of Euodia as she was chopped down by Micah holding Eleazar's Sword. At the end of the dream a Blinding Light showed a Live Coal with the Bread of Life. But by the time your dream was over, I had a Love for Rachel instead of you. But Rachel's Love for a Friend showed me that I loved you more than her. So we decided to move to Samaria where Two Bears lived in the Valley of Dry Bones. You gave birth to Saint Patrick and Obadiah. Our Provisions for them were only parts of Endurance. After they grew up we moved to Lyconia where I was called for a New Priestly Duty. This is where we now live. Together and Increasing Numbers.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2010, 11:44:12 PM »
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Please people. Don't use any of these.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2010, 11:47:41 PM »
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Notice my story was only from green birgade.  :)
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2010, 11:59:52 PM »
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Quote from: Lozo777 on November 13, 2010, 11:44:12 PM
Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2010, 12:03:22 AM »
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Quote from: joeycauldron on November 13, 2010, 11:47:41 PM
Notice my story was only from green birgade.  :)
And Eleazar's Sword. Which makes it beast.

Still not a pick up line, but beast.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2010, 10:38:52 AM »
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It was love at first sight doll.(Might work I'm not so smooth here)
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2010, 12:33:51 PM »
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Quote from: Ring Wraith on November 14, 2010, 12:03:22 AM
Quote from: joeycauldron on November 13, 2010, 11:47:41 PM
Notice my story was only from green birgade.  :)
And Eleazar's Sword. Which makes it beast.

Still not a pick up line, but beast.
I envision this scene at Nats:
Me: Hey, are you FBT...
Wraith: COMBO COMBO COMBO COMBO CAMBODIA!!!!!
Girl: *hearts*

Great.  The one single girl at Nats 2011....
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2010, 06:26:10 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 13, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
Quote from: Lozo777 on November 13, 2010, 11:44:12 PM
Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.

Your mom? :D jkjkjk
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2010, 07:31:52 PM »
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2010, 07:11:47 PM »
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Quote from: Lozo777 on November 14, 2010, 06:26:10 PM
Quote from: SomeKittens on November 13, 2010, 11:59:52 PM
Quote from: Lozo777 on November 13, 2010, 11:44:12 PM
Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.

Your mom? :D jkjkjk
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

And opposed to an imaginary girl?
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2010, 07:45:54 PM »
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a life-size plastic cutout of Miley Cyrus with a tape recorder super-glued to the back of it. :rollin:
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2010, 07:55:02 PM »
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Just because you're jealous that I've got females in my playgroup...
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2010, 09:00:39 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 15, 2010, 07:55:02 PM
Just because you're jealous that I've got females in my playgroup...

He said "actual girls" so the Garden Tomb Girls don't count.  ;)
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2010, 10:10:36 PM »
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On an unrelated note "Garden Tomb Girls" would be a great name for a band.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2010, 10:23:34 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 15, 2010, 10:10:36 PM
On an unrelated note "Garden Tomb Girls" would be a great name for a band.

or a great tv show..."Golden Garden Tomb Girls" lolz
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2010, 07:42:50 PM »
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Or a comedey show, Garden Tomb Gags.  :)
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