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Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SomeKittens on October 28, 2010, 06:29:38 PM
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I'll band to your female hero
Pardon my interrupt, but would you like to be set aside for X turns?
With your looks, you must be silver brigade
Can I negate your Hunger tonight?
I Fell Away as soon as I saw your looks.
It may be a Reach of Desperation that requires Great Faith, but would you go out with me?
You want to fight by the numbers? Because you're a perfect 10/10.
I've got an Unholy Writ to capture you.
My love for you cannot be negated
I'm lost, and the only verse I can think of is Jeremiah 7:18
Rejection lines:
I'm a TGT gal, and there's only one of you
I think I'll play Christian Martyr...on myself.
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Are you single?
May I negate and Discard?
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O_o
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Check with TechnoEthicist if you want to know about Redemption pick up lines. They seem to have worked for him. ;)
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With your looks, you must be silver brigade
-With that logic, you're orange brigade.
I've got an Unholy Writ to capture you.
-Sorry, my name is Lydia...
I'm lost, and the only verse I can think of is Jeremiah 7:18
-Well, I hope the Son of God comes for you...
If Prince of this World makes you feel lonely, I can help.
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I'm a 10/8 Hero that negates all special abilities, and you look like you're being held captive.
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Wanna be Best Friends forever?
Please don't be my Angel with the Secret Name.
Hi, I am Justin (ce).
I saw you from across the room and my heart experienced Stillness.
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It must be a convincing miracle for me to meet you here
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:doh:
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So the other day, I went to the Marketplace to pick up some First Fruits and saw some Astrologers, False Teachers and Shepherds. After I Journey(ed) to Egypt, I was caught Taking Egypt's Wealth and was Thrown into the Sea. On my way through Damascus, I witnessed a Midianite Attack, where there were many Threatened Lives. I decided to Trust in the Lord and, amidst the Face of Death, was given a King's Sword to mount a Ferocious Attack against the Foreign Enemy.
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thats a long pickup line.
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thats a long pickup line.
No, it was a cool story, br0.
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The problem with these pick up lines is that there are very few of us females to use them on who would actually understand them. :P
~Britta
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thats a long pickup line.
The Midianite women were impressed.
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:doh:
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Look. It's been a long day. Just give me some kindness instead of some cruelty.
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Rejection Lines:
I'm Immune to conversion.
You're Worse than the First.
Is Confusion of Mind in play?
:)
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You look like a Red Dragon.(Rejection)
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Since we are doing rejection lines from the women:
As much as I would like to date a Faithful Servant, I'm afraid you look like a girl.
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These aren't pickup lines except for the 10/10 fbtn joke. You're just making phrases that happen to include Redemption names. Also, props to YMT. :rollin:
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I think I would say,
"There is no way that I'm going to be your Servant Girl."
~Britta
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ooo, burrrrrrrrrrrrrn. ;)
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This thread Causes a Outburst of Anger
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I saw you from across the room and my heart experienced Stillness.
no that was Love at First Sight.
did you hear about Job, he climbed Jacob's Ladder?
Elijah wore Blue Tassels to school today(no he didn't)
i have a friend that is an Ethiopian Treasurer, he is Ethiopian and in school we reenacted British Parliament and he was King George III.
i'm sorry, my dog chewed on Elisha's Bones
i went to school in an Assyrian Camp that happened to be The Trap of the Devil
and everyone started Murmuring about how awesome the MN T2 only is going to be
when they heard about the player was losing 4-0 he blocked with Angry Mob 4the wyn!
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is your name eve? cause i would love to be your Adam
i just won a rescue attempt in type 2, the soul i choose is you!
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Rejection:
1 Corinthians 12 "I would not have you..... ignorant."
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Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)
~Britta
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Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)
~Britta
OH SNAP!!
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Please don't be Weeping for Tammuz, it's making me want to get stomped by a Suicidal Swine Stampede. Or would you like to help me experience Love and Joy? I'm not like those Lewd Men(point), I promise.
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Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)
~Britta
Me-Ow
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Jayden, I think you missed the part where these are supposed to be pick up lines...then again, you've never had to use a pick up line because all the ladies just 'trip' over you automatically. ;)
~Britta
Now just make a Redemption reference, and you're golden.
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He broke up with her because she was Preaching the Truth
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He broke up with her because she was Preaching the Truth
I think you have 'pick up line' confused with 'break up line'. :P
~Britta
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babe went to the "suicidal swine stampede" cause he knew for me and my ex it was "love at first sight" and then caused me "Grief"
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When I saw you, my heart experienced A New Beginning.
The first time I looked at you I saw a Banner of Love over your head.
Rejections:
I would rather have the Hospitility of Martha than your companionship.
Your Plauge of Lice makes you so hideous it's not even funny.
Want a Plauge of Frogs to go with that?
Story with redemption cards:
I remember the first time we met. You were The Watchman over the Meal in Emmaus. Your Trust in the Lord drew me closer to your Unity in Christ. We decided to take a Ship to Cypress and then have a Meeting in the Wilderness. But on the way to Cypress you had Visions, Visions of Iddo the Seer. In your visions was the Desolate Cry of Euodia as she was chopped down by Micah holding Eleazar's Sword. At the end of the dream a Blinding Light showed a Live Coal with the Bread of Life. But by the time your dream was over, I had a Love for Rachel instead of you. But Rachel's Love for a Friend showed me that I loved you more than her. So we decided to move to Samaria where Two Bears lived in the Valley of Dry Bones. You gave birth to Saint Patrick and Obadiah. Our Provisions for them were only parts of Endurance. After they grew up we moved to Lyconia where I was called for a New Priestly Duty. This is where we now live. Together and Increasing Numbers.
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Please people. Don't use any of these.
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Notice my story was only from green birgade. :)
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Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.
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Notice my story was only from green birgade. :)
And Eleazar's Sword. Which makes it beast.
Still not a pick up line, but beast.
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It was love at first sight doll.(Might work I'm not so smooth here)
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Notice my story was only from green birgade. :)
And Eleazar's Sword. Which makes it beast.
Still not a pick up line, but beast.
I envision this scene at Nats:
Me: Hey, are you FBT...
Wraith: COMBO COMBO COMBO COMBO CAMBODIA!!!!!
Girl: *hearts*
Great. The one single girl at Nats 2011....
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Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.
Your mom? :D jkjkjk
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Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.
Your mom? :D jkjkjk
why
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Please people. Don't use any of these.
An actual girl told me they were amazing.
Your mom? :D jkjkjk
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
And opposed to an imaginary girl?
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a life-size plastic cutout of Miley Cyrus with a tape recorder super-glued to the back of it. :rollin:
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Just because you're jealous that I've got females in my playgroup...
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Just because you're jealous that I've got females in my playgroup...
He said "actual girls" so the Garden Tomb Girls don't count. ;)
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On an unrelated note "Garden Tomb Girls" would be a great name for a band.
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On an unrelated note "Garden Tomb Girls" would be a great name for a band.
or a great tv show..."Golden Garden Tomb Girls" lolz
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Or a comedey show, Garden Tomb Gags. :)
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The problem with all of these ideas is that everyone would ignore it.
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The problem with all of these ideas is that everyone would ignore it.
It's the other way around. They ignore everyone else, which is not far from reality with respect to celebrities.
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Or a comedey show, Garden Tomb Gags. :)
They'd show my TGT deck. Everybody would have a good laugh at that...
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My old one was better. White/Purple, no TGT.
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My New one was better. I did a white/clear xp
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Just because you're jealous that I've got females in my playgroup...
I don't go to a play group.. I just put mah Italian magic to work and the ladies all line up.
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When I saw you, my heart experienced A New Beginning.
The first time I looked at you I saw a Banner of Love over your head.
Rejections:
I would rather have the Hospitility of Martha than your companionship.
Your Plauge of Lice makes you so hideous it's not even funny.
Want a Plauge of Frogs to go with that?
Story with redemption cards:
I remember the first time we met. You were The Watchman over the Meal in Emmaus. Your Trust in the Lord drew me closer to your Unity in Christ. We decided to take a Ship to Cypress and then have a Meeting in the Wilderness. But on the way to Cypress you had Visions, Visions of Iddo the Seer. In your visions was the Desolate Cry of Euodia as she was chopped down by Micah holding Eleazar's Sword. At the end of the dream a Blinding Light showed a Live Coal with the Bread of Life. But by the time your dream was over, I had a Love for Rachel instead of you. But Rachel's Love for a Friend showed me that I loved you more than her. So we decided to move to Samaria where Two Bears lived in the Valley of Dry Bones. You gave birth to Saint Patrick and Obadiah. Our Provisions for them were only parts of Endurance. After they grew up we moved to Lyconia where I was called for a New Priestly Duty. This is where we now live. Together and Increasing Numbers.
My story was more compelling.
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"Hi, my name is Joshua and I see you're immune to lone heroes so I brought along my friend Caleb."
"I'll see you at the Altar, Altar of Incense that is."
"Would you like to have our Wedding Party at Cana?"
"So what if your being held captive in Egypt, I have access to all sites!"
Rejection lines:
"I'm ignoring you."
"Way to throw a Mayhem into my life."
"You're like a plague, of boils."
"Your Magic Charms have no effect on me."
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OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
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OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
If you were a thread I'd lock you.
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OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
That's a terrible pickup line.
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OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
That's a terrible pickup line.
If you were a terrible pickup line I wouldn't use you.
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Do you have any idea how good of a pickup line "Hey baby, I'm SomeKittens" is?
Yeah, neither do I.
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Do you have any idea how good of a pickup line "Hey baby, I'm SomeKittens" is?
Yeah, neither do I.
If you were SomeKittens I'd use a cheesy pickup line on you.
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I told you me no good at pickup lines and I wouldn't ever use any of these not even my own.
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Pick up line: If you'll be my girlfriend, I'll be your Guardian Angle.
Are you a large angle? Because you're acute!
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Pick up line: If you'll be my girlfriend, I'll be your Guardian Angle.
Are you a large angle? Because you're acute!
The large part would get you punted.
"Are you an angle? Because you're acute" is much better ;)
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Curse my literalness!
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I find these degrading and sexist.
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What is an "acute" angle? It means it has a nice vertex. :D
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I find these degrading and sexist.
Why?
I'm just wondering...
Girls have pickup lines too.
I bet some girls right now are thinking up pickup lines for boys on a female forum.
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It's all in good fun. So far, I haven't heard the females of Redemption complain.
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Pick up line: If you'll be my girlfriend, I'll be your Guardian Angle.
Are you a large angle? Because you're acute!
Small angles are acute. Large angles are obtuse.
It's all in good fun. So far, I haven't heard the females of Redemption complain.
See page 2.
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"No one protects you from Mayhem like Allstate(Nazereth)"
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I find these degrading and sexist.
That's what she said.
Well. That left me satisfied and smiling :)
I find these degrading and sexist.
Why?
I'm just wondering...
Girls have pickup lines too.
I bet some girls right now are thinking up pickup lines for boys on a female forum.
Twas sarcasm. Don't worry. :)
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Not that any of you should try any of these on me, but as a Redemption geek, I would actually probably find these pick up lines pretty entertaining in "real life" (at least the good ones). However, you're going to have a hard time finding a non-Redemption geek female who will understand them and not slap you in the face. :P Just sayin'.
~Britta