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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2010, 10:48:33 PM »
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The problem with all of these ideas is that everyone would ignore it.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2010, 10:53:38 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 16, 2010, 10:48:33 PM
The problem with all of these ideas is that everyone would ignore it.

It's the other way around. They ignore everyone else, which is not far from reality with respect to celebrities.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2010, 10:55:25 PM »
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Quote from: joeycauldron on November 16, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
Or a comedey show, Garden Tomb Gags.  :)
They'd show my TGT deck. Everybody would have a good laugh at that...
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2010, 10:57:35 PM »
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My old one was better.  White/Purple, no TGT.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2010, 11:38:22 PM »
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My New one was better. I did a white/clear xp
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #55 on: November 17, 2010, 12:59:24 AM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 15, 2010, 07:55:02 PM
Just because you're jealous that I've got females in my playgroup...

I don't go to a play group.. I just put mah Italian magic to work and the ladies all line up.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2010, 09:44:08 AM »
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Quote from: joeycauldron on November 13, 2010, 06:45:49 PM
When I saw you, my heart experienced A New Beginning.
The first time I looked at you I saw a Banner of Love over your head.

Rejections:
I would rather have the Hospitility of Martha than your companionship.
Your Plauge of Lice makes you so hideous it's not even funny.
Want a Plauge of Frogs to go with that?

Story with redemption cards:
I remember the first time we met. You were The Watchman over the Meal in Emmaus. Your Trust in the Lord drew me closer to your Unity in Christ. We decided to take a Ship to Cypress and then have a Meeting in the Wilderness. But on the way to Cypress you had Visions, Visions of Iddo the Seer. In your visions was the Desolate Cry of Euodia as she was chopped down by Micah holding Eleazar's Sword. At the end of the dream a Blinding Light showed a Live Coal with the Bread of Life. But by the time your dream was over, I had a Love for Rachel instead of you. But Rachel's Love for a Friend showed me that I loved you more than her. So we decided to move to Samaria where Two Bears lived in the Valley of Dry Bones. You gave birth to Saint Patrick and Obadiah. Our Provisions for them were only parts of Endurance. After they grew up we moved to Lyconia where I was called for a New Priestly Duty. This is where we now live. Together and Increasing Numbers.

My story was more compelling.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2010, 01:20:27 PM »
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"Hi, my name is Joshua and I see you're immune to lone heroes so I brought along my friend Caleb."

"I'll see you at the Altar, Altar of Incense that is."

"Would you like to have our Wedding Party at Cana?"

"So what if your being held captive in Egypt, I have access to all sites!"

Rejection lines:

"I'm ignoring you."

"Way to throw a Mayhem into my life."

"You're like a plague, of boils."

"Your Magic Charms have no effect on me."
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2010, 01:47:17 PM »
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OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2010, 01:48:44 PM »
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Quote from: lightningninja on November 17, 2010, 01:47:17 PM
OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\

If you were a thread I'd lock you.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #60 on: November 17, 2010, 02:04:53 PM »
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Quote from: lightningninja on November 17, 2010, 01:47:17 PM
OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
That's a terrible pickup line.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2010, 11:14:56 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 17, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
Quote from: lightningninja on November 17, 2010, 01:47:17 PM
OH MY GOSH THESE ARE SO LAME! Can we lock this shameful thread? Please? All of our dignity has been lost in this ONE thread. No joke. :-\
That's a terrible pickup line.

If you were a terrible pickup line I wouldn't use you.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #62 on: November 17, 2010, 11:17:29 PM »
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Do you have any idea how good of a pickup line "Hey baby, I'm SomeKittens" is?

Yeah, neither do I.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2010, 12:54:02 AM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 17, 2010, 11:17:29 PM
Do you have any idea how good of a pickup line "Hey baby, I'm SomeKittens" is?

Yeah, neither do I.

If you were SomeKittens I'd use a cheesy pickup line on you.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2010, 07:55:34 AM »
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I told you me no good at pickup lines and I wouldn't ever use any of these not even my own.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2010, 11:01:30 AM »
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Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on November 18, 2010, 01:30:10 AM
Pick up line: If you'll be my girlfriend, I'll be your Guardian Angle.

Are you a large angle?  Because you're acute!
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2010, 12:00:34 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 18, 2010, 11:01:30 AM
Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on November 18, 2010, 01:30:10 AM
Pick up line: If you'll be my girlfriend, I'll be your Guardian Angle.

Are you a large angle?  Because you're acute!
The large part would get you punted.

"Are you an angle? Because you're acute" is much better ;)
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2010, 12:48:44 PM »
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Curse my literalness!
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2010, 12:56:50 PM »
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I find these degrading and sexist.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2010, 04:33:58 PM »
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What is an "acute" angle? It means it has a nice vertex. :D
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2010, 07:19:40 PM »
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Quote from: Lozo777 on November 18, 2010, 12:56:50 PM
I find these degrading and sexist.

Why?
I'm just wondering...
Girls have pickup lines too.
I bet some girls right now are thinking up pickup lines for boys on a female forum.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2010, 07:57:16 PM »
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It's all in good fun.  So far, I haven't heard the females of Redemption complain.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #72 on: November 18, 2010, 08:04:24 PM »
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Quote from: SomeKittens on November 18, 2010, 11:01:30 AM
Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on November 18, 2010, 01:30:10 AM
Pick up line: If you'll be my girlfriend, I'll be your Guardian Angle.

Are you a large angle?  Because you're acute!

Small angles are acute. Large angles are obtuse.

Quote from: SomeKittens on November 18, 2010, 07:57:16 PM
It's all in good fun.  So far, I haven't heard the females of Redemption complain.

See page 2.
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #73 on: November 18, 2010, 08:21:54 PM »
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Re: Redemption Pick up Lines
« Reply #74 on: November 18, 2010, 11:13:13 PM »
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Quote from: Da Muzik Maker on November 18, 2010, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: Lozo777 on November 18, 2010, 12:56:50 PM
I find these degrading and sexist.

That's what she said.

Well. That left me satisfied and smiling :)

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Quote from: Lozo777 on November 18, 2010, 12:56:50 PM
I find these degrading and sexist.

Why?
I'm just wondering...
Girls have pickup lines too.
I bet some girls right now are thinking up pickup lines for boys on a female forum.

Twas sarcasm. Don't worry. :)
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