Author Topic: Quotes (Read 12660 times)

MichaelHue · « **on:** February 23, 2009, 09:39:43 AM »

Post any amusing things you've read lately, just for fun.

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People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but incredibly entertaining to push down stairs.

Fact.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:52:52 AM »

Quote from: MichaelHue on February 23, 2009, 09:39:43 AM

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People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but incredibly entertaining to push down stairs.

it's even better when someone is actually IN a suitcase and pushed down the stairs

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:55:59 AM »

Fact.

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Fact.

Colin Michael · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:09:16 AM »

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There are no original texts, only interpretations.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.

-Immanuel Kant

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:52:24 AM »

Fail.

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From Musicain: it took one amuture and his family to build the ark but it took several men to build the titanic

Fail.

thestrongangel · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:16:20 AM »

Have you ever read the Bible or studied up on the Titanic, Musicain?

Arch Angel · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:19:49 AM »

the point is that Noah and his 3 sons technically is the same thing as "several men"

It's not a very good comparison.

thestrongangel · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:08:31 PM »

Tons of men built the Ark
=
Tons of men built the Titanic.

thestrongangel · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:35:45 PM »

We don't. But you were wrong on that quote. Sheesh

New Raven BR · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:46:47 PM »

double posting = fail

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2009, 01:51:54 PM »

It should say something like: It took 3 men to build the Ark while it took tons of men built the Titanic.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2009, 02:16:47 PM »

Key words are amateurs and engineers

Vasbear · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Cameron the Conqueror on February 23, 2009, 01:51:54 PM

It should say something like: It took 3 men to build the Ark while it took tons of men built the Titanic.

Noah, Shem, Ham, Japhith(sp?)

1,2,3,4........not 3

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:50:19 PM »

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Noah took two of every animal on the ark

(ok... seven of the clean animals...) fact.

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there were three pigs

fact.

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Noah had three sons, Japeth (sp?), Shem, and Ham

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three pigs.

Fact.

Cameron the Conqueror · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:11:27 PM »

Fact.

Cameron needs to look up the numbers before he posts.

Fact.

Fact.

Musicain was still really wrong

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Fact.

TheKarazyvicePresidentRR · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:17:37 PM »

Fact.

This is not a Fact.

Fact.

Fact.

I just broke your mind.

Fact.

Isildur · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:43:18 PM »

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."-Elizabeth Taylor (1932 - )

Ironica · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:12:05 AM »

"1. Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it. 2. A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2009, 09:02:33 AM »

Quote from: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on February 23, 2009, 10:17:37 PM

Fact.

This is not a Fact.

Fact.

Fact.

I just broke your mind.

Fact.

Fact: the fact below is true. Fact.

Fact: the fact above is false. Fact.

New Raven BR · « **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2009, 09:12:06 AM »

fact: what your elementary school teachers think they know is false

false: what you think you don't know is fact

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #20 on:** February 24, 2009, 09:29:35 AM »

Quote from: New Raven (trying to change) BR on February 24, 2009, 09:12:06 AM

fact: what your elementary school teachers think they know is false

false: what you think you don't know is fact

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wait, was that supposed to be a joke?

New Raven BR · « **Reply #21 on:** February 24, 2009, 09:34:14 AM »

fact: the above fact is serious

fact:the above false is a joke

metalpsalm · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2009, 11:15:45 AM »

Eagles may soar, but a weasle will never be sucked into a jet engine.~ Unknown (to me)
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time... Steven Wright
I'm convinced that teenager's idea of washing dishes is to look at them sternly. ~metalpsalm

michael/michaelssword · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:31:19 PM »

my signature and under picture things are mine

SoulSaver · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:40:23 PM »

"With great power comes great responsibility."

-Old Ben Parker

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Author Topic: Quotes (Read 12660 times)

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