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this card will make u hungry!
« on: March 21, 2010, 11:12:47 PM »
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what if there was a card called bacon what do u think it would be and do?

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 01:15:30 AM »
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Bacon
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Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 11:16:08 AM »
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Bacon
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Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 02:35:31 PM »
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Bacon
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Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 06:44:39 PM »
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Bacon-ultra rare or promo
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the game is set aside for 2 hours. during those two hours holder and opponet's must have a bacon feast. cannot be inturrupted prevented negated or redirecded.

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2010, 06:52:03 PM »
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Bacon
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Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

nice...  wait, I think Jews can eat pork... maybe not... i thought they can eat meat, just not with cheese. idk, im confused!!
Only with cheese?  :D  That makes no sense. 

Jews (that observe the rules, many don't) cannot eat pork (pigs).

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 07:05:47 PM »
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Bacon
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Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork

nice...  wait, I think Jews can eat pork... maybe not... i thought they can eat meat, just not with cheese. idk, im confused!!
pork (Turduckhen).
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2010, 09:04:03 PM »
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Both of those rules are true.

They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2010, 09:12:24 PM »
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They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.
This sounds confusing the way it's worded, so I will clarify by saying that they can only eat animals that both chew cud and have a two-sided hoof.
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2010, 09:54:46 PM »
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I just want to make sure no one thinks that Jews have hooves. ;)
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2010, 12:10:25 AM »
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They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.
This sounds confusing the way it's worded, so I will clarify by saying that they can only eat animals that both chew cud and have a two-sided hoof.
That isn't the same thing... ;)
I just want to make sure no one thinks that Jews have hooves. ;)
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2010, 08:25:54 AM »
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They can't eat things that don't chew cud and have hooves that are split in half.
This sounds confusing the way it's worded, so I will clarify by saying that they can only eat animals that both chew cud and have a two-sided hoof.
That isn't the same thing... ;)
I just want to make sure no one thinks that Jews have hooves. ;)
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i think Gohamik's idea on the bacon card is the best so far ;D

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 06:05:55 AM »
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As one who keeps "Biblically Kosher", You are right that Pork is off the menu. As are all animals that do not BOTH chew the cud and have a Fully Split hoof. Also off the dinner menu are shellfish and all fish that don't have fins AND scales.

The Meat and Dairy thing is an interpretation of 3 passages of scripture that say "you shall not seeth (boil) a kid (young goat) in it's mothers milk. This was a pagan fertility practice in that time and was forbidden to all who worshiped the true God. The leaders of the Israelites extended this to their daily diets to avoid accidentally breaking this command.
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 11:31:40 AM »
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No clam chowder then? :(
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2010, 07:07:58 PM »
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No problem, I currently hold the unofficial title of local Kosher Police around here. And clam chowder has always been off my list (just gross). I do enjoy a good chicken stew though.

I also think Gohanick's card Idea is Perfect.

If you want more info on animals that are on either side of the eat/don't eat list, check out Leviticus 11.
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2010, 09:38:22 PM »
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Dude, jews pwn!
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2010, 09:39:49 PM »
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I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2010, 09:41:23 PM »
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I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
I'm not sure where it comes from, but it basically means to dominate. Like...own...but without any vowels. :P
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 09:42:22 PM »
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I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
Pwn comes from the word own, which is a type of win : the oppisite of fail
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2010, 01:32:38 AM »
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I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
I'm not sure where it comes from, but it basically means to dominate. Like...own...but without any vowels. :P
You're pwning the vowels ;)

No problem, I currently hold the unofficial title of local Kosher Police around here. And clam chowder has always been off my list (just gross). I do enjoy a good chicken stew though.

I also think Gohanick's card Idea is Perfect.

If you want more info on animals that are on either side of the eat/don't eat list, check out Leviticus 11.
Yeah, I had to look up a couple of the animals cuz I wasn't familiar with them, always a good read though. Heck, go read all of Leviticus, now. That wasn't a request! WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INSTEAD! ;)
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2010, 07:43:49 PM »
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I may be showing my age here, but what does pwn mean?
I'm not sure where it comes from, but it basically means to dominate. Like...own...but without any vowels. :P
You're pwning the vowels ;)

No problem, I currently hold the unofficial title of local Kosher Police around here. And clam chowder has always been off my list (just gross). I do enjoy a good chicken stew though.

I also think Gohanick's card Idea is Perfect.

If you want more info on animals that are on either side of the eat/don't eat list, check out Leviticus 11.
Yeah, I had to look up a couple of the animals cuz I wasn't familiar with them, always a good read though. Heck, go read all of Leviticus, now. That wasn't a request! WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INSTEAD! ;)
this is fun ;D

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2010, 12:08:10 AM »
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this is my kind of thread!!!! :rollin: :thumbup:

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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2010, 10:08:56 PM »
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The bacon or the discussion of strange removal of vowels from perfectly good words?
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Re: this card will make u hungry!
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2010, 01:30:58 PM »
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Bacon
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Set aside all your humans for 1 turn. On return, all heroes are discarded for eating pork
only if it's koshar, will the card be made  ;)
hey-- i didn't know bacon was koshar!!!!!  :laugh:
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