Author Topic: When you were a child... (Read 5603 times)

Nameless · « **on:** January 31, 2012, 06:24:26 PM »

...did you very have strange ideas of thing you know nothing about.
I used to think that if you fired from a job, them actually used fire on you.
Did you guys have any?

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2012, 06:28:44 PM »

I used to think that my teachers knew what they were talking about.

Burnsick.

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2012, 06:44:25 PM »

Quote from: Rawrlolsauce! on January 31, 2012, 06:28:44 PM

I used to think that my teachers knew what they were talking about.

Hey comrades! Another loose brick.... someone whack it back into place.

Quote from: Nameless on January 31, 2012, 06:24:26 PM

...did you very have strange ideas of thing you know nothing about.

I used to think that most states were pretty small since you could fit them on either side of Interstate 95.

Minister Polarius · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2012, 07:14:59 PM »

I was expecting this thread to be about MGMT.

STAMP · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2012, 08:35:04 PM »

...fire hadn't been invented yet.

Prof Underwood · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Rawrlolsauce! on January 31, 2012, 06:28:44 PM

I used to think that my teachers knew what they were talking about.

You clearly didn't have me.

And yeah, I know that could go 2 different ways.

I used to think that disease that made my great-grandmother forget stuff was called "Old Timer's Disease".

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2012, 11:31:56 PM »

Also, fan death.

browarod · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2012, 12:34:55 AM »

I used to think the hazard light button in cars made them fall apart and/or explode, so I was always too scared to press it.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2012, 10:44:10 AM »

I used to think that:
-A good education guaranteed you a job
-People were nice in general
-The economy, as a whole, was stable
-I was pretty smart

...Oh, this topic was supposed to be funny? I always heard that babies were "in their mommies stomachs" and I wondered why they weren't digested.

lp670sv · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2012, 10:49:20 AM »

i used to think that success in life was based on hard work. Now that you can work as hard as you want but you'll never beat out the guy with connections without some connections of your own. This saddens me because it requires me to be social to make these connections.

SomeKittens · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2012, 10:52:09 AM »

Quote from: lp670sv on February 01, 2012, 10:49:20 AM

i used to think that success in life was based on hard work. Now that you can work as hard as you want but you'll never beat out the guy with ~~connections without some connections of your own~~ Thaddeus. This saddens me because it requires me to ~~be social to make these connections~~ use Disciples.

FTFY

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2012, 12:53:22 PM »

What do you mean when I was a child?

Forever young.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2012, 03:00:06 PM »

I used to think it was someone's job to change traffic lights, and he was just watching from a nearby building.

lp670sv · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2012, 03:06:48 PM »

When I was a child I believed that Pokemon games would last forever. However the watch battery in the old gameboy games only lasts about 15 years. When the battery dies you lose your save files. Pokemon Red and Blue were first released in 1998. 14 years ago. 2012 is not the year the world ends. However it is the year that I have to finally say goodbye to my beloved Charizard, whom I have had since I was 6. It is a sad year indeed.

The Warrior · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:09:35 PM »

When I was a Child I Thought Ponies Sucked.
This was of course ridiculous.

lp670sv · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:15:47 PM »

Quote from: The Warrior on February 01, 2012, 05:09:35 PM

When I was a Child I Thought Ponies Sucked.
This was of course ridiculous.

My Charizard would destroy your ponies, but if they can out run him for a year....

The Warrior · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:17:58 PM »

Quote from: lp670sv on February 01, 2012, 05:15:47 PM

Quote from: The Warrior on February 01, 2012, 05:09:35 PM
When I was a Child I Thought Ponies Sucked.
This was of course ridiculous.
My Charizard would destroy your ponies, but if they can out run him for a year....

Twilight Sparkle Uses Friendship. Charizard is Confused.

Bobbert · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:18:37 PM »

When I was a child I thought people could see you from the other side of the TV so that they could count how many people were watching.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:19:07 PM »

Quote from: lp670sv on February 01, 2012, 05:15:47 PM

Quote from: The Warrior on February 01, 2012, 05:09:35 PM
When I was a Child I Thought Ponies Sucked.
This was of course ridiculous.

My Charizard would destroy your ponies, but if they can out run him for a year....

Trade your Charizard to a newer version. It's not the same, but only a heartless man would let that precious creature die.

lp670sv · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:23:23 PM »

Quote from: The Warrior on February 01, 2012, 05:17:58 PM

Twilight Sparkle Uses Friendship. Charizard is Confused.

Charizard knows all about friendship, I've raised him since he was a wee Charmander. He's been by my side for 14 years.

Quote from: Ring Wraith on February 01, 2012, 05:19:07 PM

Trade your Charizard to a newer version. It's not the same, but only a heartless man would let that precious creature die.

but he won't recognize me as his original trainer

Minister Polarius · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2012, 06:09:13 PM »

I released all of my Pokemon when it became apparent that I would no longer be able to visit them in Kanto as frequently as they deserved. I hope they've found a mate like Ash's Butterfree, or have been caught by a trainer who will love them as I do. I hope my Venusaur remembers fondly the good times, wherever he is.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2012, 06:21:47 PM »

Speaking of Ponies, make sure to vote for Vermin Supreme for President this year.

Meet Vermin Supreme 2012 Presidential Candidate

Sean · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2012, 12:54:40 PM »

Lawman · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2012, 04:31:00 AM »

When I was a child, I thought unopened candy found under the display was free... got caught the first time and never repeated.

deadpool24 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:12:26 PM »

i used to think the button on our car that opens the gas cap was an ejector seat... lol

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Author Topic: When you were a child... (Read 5603 times)

Rawrlolsauce!

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browarod

Warrior_Monk

Rawrlolsauce!

Warrior_Monk