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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2018, 07:07:09 PM »
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There is an extra period before the "and you may draw 3" part, but I'm too lazy to fix it so just ignore it... and opponant opponent....
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2018, 10:31:20 AM »
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Updated one of my entries.

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Wait, this thread was for spoof cards only? Now I just feel sheepish... ::)
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2018, 10:33:39 AM »
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Like that ability way more than the original one!  ::)
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2018, 10:35:38 AM »
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0/10 The other art was better
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2018, 10:49:05 AM »
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There is an extra period before the "and you may draw 3" part, but I'm too lazy to fix it so just ignore it... and opponant opponent....

I'm not ok with Heroic Porgs from a theological viewpoint.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2018, 03:53:15 PM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2018, 05:43:40 PM »
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There are a lot of great, and funny, card ideas in this post.

Here is something to take this set to a new level. All artwork must be on black velvet. To make it even better, thin pieces of black velvet could be affixed to the cards and then the art printed on that! I am certain these would be a hit. I mean, who doesn't LOVE black velvet paintings? All those guys along the road wouldn't be selling them if they weren't popular. I am a certain no one else is doing it.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2018, 12:47:51 PM »
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Give your opponent a card from hand or territory. Cannot not be negated.
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If your opponent has a negate, they must use it. Otherwise, the must reveal their hand (to show they don't have one), but get the card.
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2018, 12:52:04 PM »
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Give your opponent a card from hand or territory. Cannot not be negated.
"And Jacob sent messengers before him to Esau his brother in the land of Seir, the country of Edom."
Genesis 32:3

If your opponent has a negate, they must use it. Otherwise, the must reveal their hand (to show they don't have one), but get the card.

I get why it would be in a spoof set, but that's not even a bad card.  :thumbup:
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2018, 11:19:49 PM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #61 on: April 15, 2018, 01:24:09 AM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #62 on: April 15, 2018, 01:36:24 AM »
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I think many judges would be called to verify that the player is indeed shuffling zealously enough.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2018, 11:23:08 AM »
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New REG entry to define "zealous" would read:

A player who is performing an ability requiring said player to do so "zealously" must exhibit the following characteristics:
-At least one droplet of that player's sweat must be visible from the neck up. Sweat may not be relocated from elsewhere or otherwise fabricated.
-Player must repeat the special ability text from the card they are playing with the "zealously" requirement over and over while performing the action.
-If shuffling, at least one hand over hand shuffle must be performed per two second time interval for no less than 60 consecutive seconds.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2018, 12:39:04 PM »
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Jesus Christ Superstar
Good Dominant
Take all characters in play and zealously act out a play. If all Evil Characters die at the end of the play, rescue one Lost Soul in play.
Involves Music

Brian
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May use any enhancement with a quote of Jesus in the reference. If at a stalemate in battle, interrupt the battle and play any enhancement involving music which cannot be negated. Cannot be negated.
"Always look on the bright side of life."
Imposter, Musician
« Last Edit: April 18, 2018, 02:17:35 PM by egilkinc »

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2018, 12:45:50 PM »
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Technicolor Dream Coat
Multi-color Hero Enhancement
Interrupt the battle and play as many Hero Enhancements with no special ability from hand or deck as you would like regardless of brigade to discard one Evil Character for each.
Involves Music

« Last Edit: April 18, 2018, 01:30:23 PM by egilkinc »

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2018, 12:57:25 PM »
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I'm not okay with a heroic Brian from a theological viewpoint. He is, after all, a very naughty boy.
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #67 on: April 18, 2018, 01:28:27 PM »
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I'm not okay with a heroic Brian from a theological viewpoint. He is, after all, a very naughty boy.

Right, it's been too long since I've seen that one. I'll fix - thanks!

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2018, 01:34:34 PM »
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I was entirely joking, based off the whole Nephilim debacle and a single quote from a movie I've only seen pieces of :P

Hilarious cards!
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #69 on: April 18, 2018, 01:46:21 PM »
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If played on an imposter, copy or redirect one Hero enhancement already played this battle.
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Touche! You were right, though :-)
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #70 on: April 25, 2018, 11:09:13 AM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2018, 11:55:51 AM »
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Which will be reprinted as such:

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