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Title: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: uthminister [BR] on December 22, 2017, 11:36:43 PM
With the release of the MTG Unstable set, it got me thinking. If Redemption were to make a set that was exclusively intended for draft and non-tournament play, what cards would you include. The point of the Un sets has been to poke fun at the game of MTG so how could we spoof Redemption and poke fun at ourselves. One thing I would really love to do with the set is to include full art generic Lost Souls but with quirky artwork. Feel free to post ideas below and include links to free artwork that might be used for the card. Have fun with this!
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Isildur on December 23, 2017, 02:38:36 AM
Old school Redemption New Jersey graffiti cards and Doug's old Three Lion Gaming spoof cards are probably the closest we'll get to a un set :P
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: uthminister [BR] on December 23, 2017, 12:52:14 PM
So I had an idea come to me this morning that the set could be called "Out of Context" and all be based on Scriptures being taken out of context. Here is an example...

(https://i.imgur.com/ZLXfYzI.jpg)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Red Wing on December 23, 2017, 04:56:49 PM
Holy Hand Grenade and a gold border Lost Soul without an ability
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: TheHobbit13 on December 24, 2017, 12:23:38 AM
Something like:


Hangry

Evil dominant

Discard all cards depicting food or spiritual food.

Mark 11:12-14

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.”
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Ironisaac on December 24, 2017, 09:58:30 AM
St. Nicholas: 12/12 red/greeen/white, territory, On each player's upkeep, they must give a card from their hand to the player on their right to draw a card. cbn

with this image:

(https://i1.wp.com/cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1900/c9a80/product_images/uploaded_images/coca-cola-christmas-santa.jpg)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Kevinthedude on December 24, 2017, 10:23:59 PM
Buzz Lightyear would need to make an appearance.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Asahel24601 on December 25, 2017, 12:02:34 AM
Que, the Lost Soul
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Bobbert on December 25, 2017, 12:50:11 AM
Que, the Lost Soul

(https://i.imgur.com/47aYhaG.jpg)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on December 25, 2017, 09:23:51 PM
One thing I would really love to do with the set is to include full art generic Lost Souls but with quirky artwork.
Please, please, please make it ultra rare! #sirnobody #ultrararegenericlostsoul
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Lampy 2.0 on December 26, 2017, 12:42:13 PM
I'd make a version of Haman's Plot that's a lot sillier. Think Chaos Confetti from Unglued.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on December 26, 2017, 12:54:20 PM
An Old Beginning/A New Ending

Captain of the Toast

Esau Shesaw

Piety of Mary (references pie and/or pi in picture/ability)

Angel of the Bored

Son of Gad (shout-out to Redemption NJ)

Nimrod, the Not-So-Mighty

Preach of Desperation

King Womanasseh

Camelwreck

Altar of Aaaaaaaaaah

Hidden Measures

Four Drama Coin

Miraculous Footkerchiefs

Confusion of Mine (somehow exchanges permanent control of cards, has a picture of the seagulls from "Finding Nemo")

Chamber of Angles

Low Places (evil fortress)

Stronghold in the Dessert

Faithful Savant

Helmet of Salivation

Shoes of Piece

That's all my lunch break allows me to post
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: EmJayBee83 on December 26, 2017, 04:02:53 PM
Biblical Vehicles

1. Jesus' Honda  John 12:49  "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
2. Dodge Truck  Exodus 19:13  "Only when the Ram's horn sounds a long blast may they approach the mountain."
3. Christians' Jeep  1 Corinthians 8:9  "Take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow become a stumbling block to the weak."
4. God's Plymouth  Jeremiah 32:37  "In my Fury, and in great wrath; I will bring them again unto this place, and I will cause them to dwell safely."
5. Evil Doers' Muscle Car   Psalm 11:5-6  "Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and a horrible Tempest."

Bonus Ultra-rare promo character:    Joseph the Car Painter
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on December 26, 2017, 04:17:53 PM
You forgot Ishmaelite's van: Genesis 37:25 "As they sat down to eat their meal, they looked up and saw a Caravan of Ishmaelites coming from Gilead. Their camels were loaded with spices, balm and myrrh, and they were on their way to take them down to Egypt."
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: uthminister [BR] on December 27, 2017, 03:13:53 AM
I am loving all of these ideas.

Low Places might have a cameo appearance of Garth Brooks...if anyone get's that reference.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on December 27, 2017, 07:37:27 AM
A Redemption Redemption card
"This can be redeemed for one Prophets pack."
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Lampy 2.0 on December 27, 2017, 08:02:51 AM
A card of Methuselah (who surprisingly doesn't have a card yet in game) and a way to tie in that this game has existed longer than most other CCG's.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: EmJayBee83 on December 27, 2017, 10:30:10 AM
Verses People Think Are in the Bible Set

1. Assistance    non-verse: God helps those who help themselves.
2. Debt    non-verse: Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
3. Money    non-verse: Money is the root of all evil
4. Unknown Good    non-verse: God works in mysterious ways
5. Love and Hate    non-verse: Love the sinner, hate the sin
6. Self Aware    non-verse: To thine own self be true
7. Burdened    non-verse: God will not give you more than you can handle.
8. Dove    non-verse: Cleanliness is next to godliness
9. Patience    non-verse: This too shall pass
10. Awake    non-verse: The early bird catches the worm

Bonus Promo Character:   Little Drummer Boy    non-verse: I played my drum for him. Ba rump a pum pum
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: soul seeker on December 27, 2017, 11:38:57 AM
Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on December 27, 2017, 11:57:15 AM
Verses People Think Are in the Bible Set

1. Assistance    non-verse: God helps those who help themselves.
2. Debt    non-verse: Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
3. Money    non-verse: Money is the root of all evil
4. Unknown Good    non-verse: God works in mysterious ways
5. Love and Hate    non-verse: Love the sinner, hate the sin
6. Self Aware    non-verse: To thine own self be true
7. Burdened    non-verse: God will not give you more than you can handle.
8. Dove    non-verse: Cleanliness is next to godliness
9. Patience    non-verse: This too shall pass
10. Awake    non-verse: The early bird catches the worm

Bonus Promo Character:   Little Drummer Boy    non-verse: I played my drum for him. Ba rump a pum pum

Ummm....MJB, all those verses are found in the book of II Hezekiah...not sure how you missed that... ;D
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on December 27, 2017, 01:19:42 PM
Ummm....MJB, all those verses are found in the book of II Hezekiah...not sure how you missed that... ;D

Hey now, let's not be throwing around incorrect accusations here.

...Some of MJB's verses are from I Hezekiah.  And the book of Ecclesians.





* No joke, one of my friends in my youth group thought there was a book of Ecclesians...
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: EmJayBee83 on December 27, 2017, 02:20:59 PM
Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P
Except for...

Name: Buckler
Type:  Lamb (Good Dominant)
SA:     Hero gains 2 toughness.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on December 27, 2017, 04:55:04 PM
Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P
Except for...

Name: Buckler
Type:  Lamb (Good Dominant)
SA:     Selected Red Hero in battle gains 2 toughness.

FTFY.  8)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on December 28, 2017, 07:58:16 AM
Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P

Yes! Must be Ultra Rare as well! Maybe upgrade it to a 0/1
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Schaefer on December 28, 2017, 09:08:43 AM
It's been a few months but my phone AUTO corrected a card that sounds like it should be a spoof card.

Gloria in excelsis deodorant....
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: uthminister [BR] on December 31, 2017, 12:13:22 AM
Going to start putting the card that I create mock ups for on my imgur page below.

https://imgur.com/a/MsdFd (https://imgur.com/a/MsdFd)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: TheHobbit13 on January 03, 2018, 11:19:05 PM
 Elnathan (https://wonderopolis.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dreamstime_xl_19163330_(Custom).jpg)

2 Kings 24:8

8 Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he became king, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. His mother’s name was Nehushta daughter of Elnathan; she was from Jerusalem.

 It Can't Hurt! (https://orig00.deviantart.net/f874/f/2013/225/9/a/makeup_girl_render_by_angietmnt-d6i0jow.png)

2 Kings 9:30

30 Then Jehu went to Jezreel. When Jezebel heard about it, she put on eye makeup, arranged her hair and looked out of a window. 31 As Jehu entered the gate, she asked, “Have you come in peace, you Zimri, you murderer of your master?”[a]
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on January 14, 2018, 08:47:03 PM
Poor Man's Chicken
"As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick ...
Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken."


Spit In Your Face
"As the good book says, if you spit in the air, it lands in your face."
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on January 16, 2018, 08:59:37 AM
Alexander the Scoopersmith
"Select an opponent.  You and that opponent reveal your hands.  If you reveal at least 5 Dominants more than your opponent, your opponent Scoops.  Otherwise, you Scoop.  Cannot be negated by a card with a misspelled name."
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on January 16, 2018, 02:23:39 PM
Praising by the Saints

"If it is the last round of the game and you start to celebrate a win before time runs out, your opponent gets one additional turn and all of opponent's cards for that turn cannot be negated."

 8)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on February 07, 2018, 11:01:49 AM
Irrelephant
0/1 Crimson Evil Character
Identifiers:  Territory-Class, Animal
"Treat this character as if it had no special ability and withdraw it.  Restrict players from playing enhancements on this character or adding it to battle.  Protect this character from other cards.  Cannot be negated."
Genesis 1:24
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Ironisaac on February 07, 2018, 11:18:02 AM
So the only way to take him out is to toss on him. Oof.  :o
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on February 07, 2018, 11:30:08 AM
So the only way to take him out is to toss on him. Oof.  :o

Irrelephant
0/1 Crimson Evil Character
Identifiers:  Territory-Class, Animal
"Treat this character as if it had no special ability.  Restrict players from playing enhancements on this character or adding it to battle.  Protect this character from other cards.  Cannot be negated."
Genesis 1:24

You're right though, this can block from hand.  Will update   ;)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Red on February 07, 2018, 05:20:49 PM
Jeremiah's Weeping
If it is April and this is played on Jeremiah or by Jeremy Chambers, you may flip the table.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Ironisaac on February 09, 2018, 03:56:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3Ho3Sw8.jpg)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Asahel24601 on February 09, 2018, 06:59:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/C1Ig6P5.jpg)

Because we need a Jeremiah
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on February 10, 2018, 08:49:30 AM
Sunday School Lady
3/3 Hero
Ignore all flannelgraph evil characters.
Quote: "Never mess with a sunday school teacher!"

Larryboy
5/1 Hero
Search reserve for Super Suction Ears to banish one Evil Character.
Quote: "This suit is very constricting! I'm coming home."
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on February 10, 2018, 08:57:53 AM
A Wee Little Man
1/1 Hero
May climb a Sycamore tree to see opponents hand, deck, reserve, or discard pile.

Yes, Jesus Loves Me
2/1 Hero Enhancement
Sing song 2 times to lull your opponent to sleep and win the battle.
"For the Bible tells me so"
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on February 10, 2018, 09:17:00 AM
Bibleman
All cards with no special ability gain Fight Scene and Music Video special abilities."
"I am a man of spandex ... Do I *look* like I'm kidding?"
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on February 26, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
Messenger of Stan
If played by Stan ...
May band to Stan ...


Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Gabe on February 26, 2018, 03:26:19 PM
Mentioned in another thread but probably belongs here...

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on February 26, 2018, 07:22:31 PM
I haven't bought any cards in years, but I would buy this set :-)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on February 26, 2018, 11:19:27 PM
As mentioned in another thread:

A New Beginning
Lamb Dominant
"Reset all tournament standings and pairings. The Tournament starts over. Tear this card into at least 100 pieces or you are disqualified and receive 0 Lost Souls for the duration of the Current Redemption Tournament Season."

Upon printing, immediately give it errata: Give selected Warrior-class Red-brigade Hero in battle +2 toughness.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: sepjazzwarrior on February 28, 2018, 10:30:42 AM
A Child is Negated
Must negate all negated negates unless all negated negates are negated.  Cannot not be not negated.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: bbryant14 on March 01, 2018, 03:03:38 AM
I'd make a version of Haman's Plot that's a lot sillier. Think Chaos Confetti from Unglued.

I think a reprint of Haman's Plot would be great in a set like this. I also agree with all of the "out of context" scripture references.

That would make this set a real big church inside joke, just like the "un" sets in MTG
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on March 01, 2018, 11:40:00 AM
Can't Take It With You

0/0 Multicolor GE
"Search each deck for the card with the highest TLG value in that deck.  Rip those cards.  Cannot be negated."
I Timothy 6:7 - "For we have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either."
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Bobbert on March 01, 2018, 12:25:18 PM
Can't Take It With You

0/0 Multicolor GE
"Search each deck for the card with the highest TLG value in that deck.  Rip those cards.  Cannot be negated."
I Timothy 6:7 - "For we have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either."

Part of the new metagame is buying every Buckler two weeks before Nats to drive its price over $200.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on March 01, 2018, 02:19:04 PM
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28379748_10101027887991659_2565812772188057821_n.jpg?oh=44ca32b033286897100b864523b4ac2c&oe=5B4CF55F)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: NathanW on March 01, 2018, 03:04:26 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/b4F1xc/Porg.jpg)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Gabe on March 01, 2018, 04:44:32 PM
Spoiler (hover to show)

Wut?!!?  :o
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: NathanW on March 01, 2018, 04:57:10 PM
 :o
Spoiler (hover to show)

Wut?!!?  :o

Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: JonathanW on March 01, 2018, 07:07:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/so3DThY.jpg)

There is an extra period before the "and you may draw 3" part, but I'm too lazy to fix it so just ignore it... and opponant opponent....
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on March 28, 2018, 10:31:20 AM
Updated one of my entries.

Spoiler (hover to show)

Wait, this thread was for spoof cards only? Now I just feel sheepish... ::)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Ironisaac on March 28, 2018, 10:33:39 AM
Like that ability way more than the original one!  ::)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Bobbert on March 28, 2018, 10:35:38 AM
0/10 The other art was better
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Daniel on March 28, 2018, 10:49:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/so3DThY.jpg)

There is an extra period before the "and you may draw 3" part, but I'm too lazy to fix it so just ignore it... and opponant opponent....

I'm not ok with Heroic Porgs from a theological viewpoint.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: kariusvega on March 31, 2018, 03:53:15 PM
Money Pouch
Play on Judas: when Judas enters battle you may take 2 random cards from your opponents hand, deck, or reserve. You may search any deck for Thirty Pieces of Silver and activate it.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: gray0013 on March 31, 2018, 05:43:40 PM
There are a lot of great, and funny, card ideas in this post.

Here is something to take this set to a new level. All artwork must be on black velvet. To make it even better, thin pieces of black velvet could be affixed to the cards and then the art printed on that! I am certain these would be a hit. I mean, who doesn't LOVE black velvet paintings? All those guys along the road wouldn't be selling them if they weren't popular. I am a certain no one else is doing it.

Doug

Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Bobbert on April 02, 2018, 12:47:51 PM
Dreaded Reunion
1/3 Blue/Crimson DAE
Give your opponent a card from hand or territory. Cannot not be negated.
"And Jacob sent messengers before him to Esau his brother in the land of Seir, the country of Edom."
Genesis 32:3

If your opponent has a negate, they must use it. Otherwise, the must reveal their hand (to show they don't have one), but get the card.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Ironisaac on April 02, 2018, 12:52:04 PM
Dreaded Reunion
1/3 Blue/Crimson DAE
Give your opponent a card from hand or territory. Cannot not be negated.
"And Jacob sent messengers before him to Esau his brother in the land of Seir, the country of Edom."
Genesis 32:3

If your opponent has a negate, they must use it. Otherwise, the must reveal their hand (to show they don't have one), but get the card.

I get why it would be in a spoof set, but that's not even a bad card.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on April 07, 2018, 11:19:49 PM
Cleansing The Temple
... with a picture of an overturned Redemption Tournament Sale Table
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Noah on April 15, 2018, 01:24:09 AM
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Schaefer on April 15, 2018, 01:36:24 AM
Spoiler (hover to show)

I think many judges would be called to verify that the player is indeed shuffling zealously enough.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: uthminister [BR] on April 18, 2018, 11:23:08 AM
New REG entry to define "zealous" would read:

A player who is performing an ability requiring said player to do so "zealously" must exhibit the following characteristics:
-At least one droplet of that player's sweat must be visible from the neck up. Sweat may not be relocated from elsewhere or otherwise fabricated.
-Player must repeat the special ability text from the card they are playing with the "zealously" requirement over and over while performing the action.
-If shuffling, at least one hand over hand shuffle must be performed per two second time interval for no less than 60 consecutive seconds.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on April 18, 2018, 12:39:04 PM
Jesus Christ Superstar
Good Dominant
Take all characters in play and zealously act out a play. If all Evil Characters die at the end of the play, rescue one Lost Soul in play.
Involves Music

Brian
Gray Evil Character
May use any enhancement with a quote of Jesus in the reference. If at a stalemate in battle, interrupt the battle and play any enhancement involving music which cannot be negated. Cannot be negated.
"Always look on the bright side of life."
Imposter, Musician
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on April 18, 2018, 12:45:50 PM
Technicolor Dream Coat
Multi-color Hero Enhancement
Interrupt the battle and play as many Hero Enhancements with no special ability from hand or deck as you would like regardless of brigade to discard one Evil Character for each.
Involves Music

Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Bobbert on April 18, 2018, 12:57:25 PM
I'm not okay with a heroic Brian from a theological viewpoint. He is, after all, a very naughty boy.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on April 18, 2018, 01:28:27 PM
I'm not okay with a heroic Brian from a theological viewpoint. He is, after all, a very naughty boy.

Right, it's been too long since I've seen that one. I'll fix - thanks!
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Bobbert on April 18, 2018, 01:34:34 PM
I was entirely joking, based off the whole Nephilim debacle and a single quote from a movie I've only seen pieces of :P

Hilarious cards!
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on April 18, 2018, 01:46:21 PM
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
Gray Evil Enhancement
If played on an imposter, copy or redirect one Hero enhancement already played this battle.
"For theirs is the kingdom of cheddar"

Touche! You were right, though :-)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on April 25, 2018, 11:09:13 AM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31252847_10101053282450959_4067771682184495104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=ffb7aa16aab70e06a71d70a6e3239ed2&oe=5B575B35)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2018, 11:55:51 AM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31252847_10101053282450959_4067771682184495104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=ffb7aa16aab70e06a71d70a6e3239ed2&oe=5B575B35)

Which will be reprinted as such:

Nothing New
0/0 Multi GE/EE
"Banish your hand, deck, and Reserve to shuffle your discard pile into your deck and draw 8 cards.  Cards with Oxford commas cannot be negated."
Same verse
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Daniel on April 25, 2018, 12:01:26 PM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31252847_10101053282450959_4067771682184495104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=ffb7aa16aab70e06a71d70a6e3239ed2&oe=5B575B35)

(https://image.ibb.co/iPQXwx/straw.png)
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: kariusvega on April 25, 2018, 12:09:06 PM
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Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: SEB on April 25, 2018, 02:13:19 PM
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This made me smile and laugh! Good show!
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2018, 02:20:49 PM

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...Aren't you usually a big proponent of Redemption board members being careful to not hurt others on the boards, especially disadvantaged, marginalized, or discriminated groups?  I don't understand how publicly mocking another board member who literally started posting this week is not doing the exact same thing. 

What if instead of posting that he laughed at this, he never came back and wrote off Redemption because he felt like the atmosphere here was elitist and uninclusive?
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: kariusvega on April 25, 2018, 02:32:02 PM
What if he had an original unopened unlimited storefront display box for sale?

Original Unopened Unlimited Storefront Display Box
During your rescue attempt if your opponent plays less cards than you, rescue a lost soul. If blocking, take no less than your asking price regardless of any offer. Cannot be negated.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on April 25, 2018, 02:41:50 PM

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...Aren't you usually a big proponent of Redemption board members being careful to not hurt others on the boards, especially disadvantaged, marginalized, or discriminated groups?  I don't understand how publicly mocking another board member who literally started posting this week is not doing the exact same thing. 

What if instead of posting that he laughed at this, he never came back and wrote off Redemption because he felt like the atmosphere here was elitist and uninclusive?

I will admit, this thought crossed my mind, and I was keeping a close eye on this thread. I did not see the post as mocking, but rather as a way to inject a little humor into a recent discussion. I'm certainly glad SEB did not take a light-hearted joke as a personal attack (as others have done in the past--myself included from time to time) because I don't believe that was Daniel's intent. That being said, it is a good reminder to always consider how others might perceive our posts regardless of our intent--particularly when a person is newer to the community.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Josh on April 25, 2018, 02:49:23 PM
What if he had an original unopened unlimited storefront display box for sale?

Original Unopened Unlimited Storefront Display Box
During your rescue attempt if your opponent plays less cards than you, rescue a lost soul. If blocking, take no less than your asking price regardless of any offer. Cannot be negated.

...And if the player that tried to sell that comes back, wants to genuinely relearn the game and wishes he/she could go back in time and never have made those posts, what is he/she going to find?

A bunch of posts like this. 

Making some people laugh at the expense of others is never acceptable.  Ever.  No matter how horrible you judge the person to be, no matter how much you dislike them.  There's no excuse. 

I'm certainly glad SEB did not take a light-hearted joke as a personal attack (as others have done in the past--myself included from time to time) because I don't believe that was Daniel's intent.

I don't think Daniel was genuinely trying to personally attack or hurt anyone either.  But that's not my point.  If something could be perceived as a personal attack, then I'd say it has easily crossed the line into "We shouldn't be posting this ever" territory.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: kariusvega on April 25, 2018, 02:52:40 PM
What if he had an original unopened unlimited storefront display box for sale?

Original Unopened Unlimited Storefront Display Box
During your rescue attempt if your opponent plays less cards than you, rescue a lost soul. If blocking, take no less than your asking price regardless of any offer. Cannot be negated.

...And if the player that tried to sell that comes back, wants to genuinely relearn the game and wishes he/she could go back in time and never have made those posts, what is he/she going to find?

A bunch of posts like this. 

Making some people laugh at the expense of others is never acceptable.  Ever.  No matter how horrible you judge the person to be, no matter how much you dislike them.  There's no excuse. 

I'm certainly glad SEB did not take a light-hearted joke as a personal attack (as others have done in the past--myself included from time to time) because I don't believe that was Daniel's intent.

I don't think Daniel was genuinely trying to personally attack or hurt anyone either.  But that's not my point.  If something could be perceived as a personal attack, then I'd say it has easily crossed the line into "We shouldn't be posting this ever" territory.

Tbf just about anything, especially funny things, can be construed into personal attacks. It's an awful way to spend a marriage
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Kevinthedude on April 25, 2018, 02:53:26 PM
What if he had an original unopened unlimited storefront display box for sale?

Original Unopened Unlimited Storefront Display Box
During your rescue attempt if your opponent plays less cards than you, rescue a lost soul. If blocking, take no less than your asking price regardless of any offer. Cannot be negated.

I think you got the wrong version.

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Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Daniel on April 25, 2018, 03:22:45 PM
I genuinely hope SEB didn’t think my joke was at his expense. When I realized that SEB’s title for his topic was based off a real bible verse (the one I used on the card), the comparison between Cactus recycling artwork on cards and the Israelites being forced to make more bricks with less straw was hilarious to me, and I consider that to be the joke. I've reached out to SEB privately.

I'm glad to have SEB on the boards and would be extremely disappointed if he felt unwelcome here because of me.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: SEB on April 25, 2018, 04:30:46 PM
I genuinely hope SEB didn’t think my joke was at his expense. When I realized that SEB’s title for his topic was based off a real bible verse (the one I used on the card), the comparison between Cactus recycling artwork on cards and the Israelites being forced to make more bricks with less straw was hilarious to me, and I consider that to be the joke. I've reached out to SEB privately.

I'm glad to have SEB on the boards and would be extremely disappointed if he felt unwelcome here because of me.

Well, the most ironic part is I caused a fuss when it wasnt even my post! /flex

It is good to be careful, but I think Daniel kept it clearly above the belt. When the joke turns to mockery or vindictive, it is a device of the enemy for sure! Humor when used correctly brings happiness, but it can isolate as well; it can be a gray area for sure . . .
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Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: egilkinc on April 25, 2018, 10:28:46 PM
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What, you couldn't get Doug to paint you an image for this? :-D
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: STAMP on April 25, 2018, 10:40:02 PM
Mentioned in another thread but probably belongs here...

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Allow me to help.....
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: SEB on April 27, 2018, 10:36:44 AM
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What, you couldn't get Doug to paint you an image for this? :-D

I tried, but i dont have enough $$$ for a high roller like that /wink
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on May 09, 2018, 04:08:24 PM
Xonathan's recent thread about the Nehemiah gates made me think of this... ;D

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Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: uthminister [BR] on May 13, 2018, 12:00:36 AM
I would put Megadesk in every deck!  ;D
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: EmJayBee83 on May 13, 2018, 07:18:12 AM
Megadesk should be given the identifier "Generic if held on Megadesk".  That would allow Megadesk to hold copies of itself in T2.
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: YourMathTeacher on May 13, 2018, 08:26:30 AM
...Aren't you usually a big proponent of Redemption board members being careful to not hurt others on the boards, especially disadvantaged, marginalized, or discriminated groups?

That's actually my role on the Boards...  ;)  Don't be fooled by his screen name. He's more like the "Guardian" on Breath of the Wild or Minecraft.  :o

Making some people laugh at the expense of others is never acceptable.

Most of this thread falls into that category. I think that at some point we have to learn to laugh at ourselves when we figure out we were in the wrong, or something we did was funny in retrospect. I've never met Eric Largent, but I'm pretty sure he was the inspiration for the "Honey, where are my pants?" show on the Lego Movie.

With that in mind, I had thought about creating a card for this thread. I was going to use the original image for the reprinted Christian Soldier (the one with the dark Crusader), and title it "I See Dead People"   8)

Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: New Raven BR on May 25, 2018, 01:40:58 PM
For a spoof set im "attatched" to this one:
Me as a warrior class hero with the powerglove as my weapon class enhancement from over a decade ago.
Im never gonna live down thosr bike gloves lol
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: Asahel24601 on May 25, 2018, 04:21:02 PM
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Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: The Guardian on May 25, 2018, 05:14:10 PM
Don't you mean "Cannot not be negated."?  ;D
Title: Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
Post by: New Raven BR on May 26, 2018, 09:33:56 PM
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