Author Topic: True or false, which bear is the best? (Read 5040 times)

Warrior_Monk · « **on:** September 03, 2012, 10:54:16 PM »

So Chris, Olijar, and JSB tied for 7th place in T1-2P. JSB is a troll and didn't win a category though so obviously nobody cares about him, but Olijar won Booster, and Chris won multi, so the question here is who is better? Now this isn't just about T1-2P, but Redemption as a whole, and even life. Who wins at life more, Olijar or Chris?

Round 1. Go.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:27:51 PM »

I vote Olijar - there's at least some strategy involved in booster draft.

Professoralstad · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:31:31 PM »

Josh. Proof? Easy. Just answer three questions:

What is the best state in the US?
Answer: Minnesota

Where does Josh live?
Answer: Minnesota

Where do Olijar and Chris live?
Answer: Doesn't matter, it's not Minnesota

QED

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Red Dragon Thorn · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:54:20 PM »

Oh C'mon, how does that get a -1. It's hilarious.

jbeers285 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2012, 12:15:14 AM »

I vote olijar bc Chris was crazy enough the Charles drive his car despite multiple warnings against such folly and it ended with his car being wrecked.

Sorry chris

Minister Polarius · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2012, 12:54:53 AM »

TIL Chris hangs out with Charles Barkley. Chris wins.

_JM_ · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:07:40 AM »

Alex, because I'm contractually obligated to vote against Chris whenever I can

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:10:59 AM »

Olijar is the better singer, therefore Olijar.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:38:11 AM »

That's actually from a dubstep music video, so you may not consider it singing. I just thought it looked like Olijar.

lp670sv · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:53:41 AM »

If this were just redemption i wouldn't know who to vote for but Alex spent the majority of this past year living in a hotel so he wins at life.

YourMathTeacher · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2012, 12:20:24 PM »

I'm going to have to go with JSB, simply because his name is all capital letters. It would have been even better if he had used JayEssBee, but that's a whole different level of awesomeness that none of the aforementioned have reached anyway.

However, if Chris or Alex can turn their names into cool acronyms, then I may be forced to reconsider.

STAMP · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2012, 12:35:57 PM »

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on September 04, 2012, 12:20:24 PM

I'm going to have to go with JSB, simply because his name is all capital letters. It would have been even better if he had used JayEssBee, but that's a whole different level of awesomeness that none of the aforementioned have reached anyway.

However, if Chris or Alex can turn their names into cool acronyms, then I may be forced to reconsider.

I miss zip code. $:-\$

Prof Underwood · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2012, 03:31:57 PM »

Quote from: STAMP on September 04, 2012, 12:35:57 PM

I miss zip code. $:-\$

Are you talking about Ross? If so, I miss him too

STAMP · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2012, 04:08:41 PM »

Quote from: Prof Underwood on September 04, 2012, 03:31:57 PM

Quote from: STAMP on September 04, 2012, 12:35:57 PM
I miss zip code. $:-\$
Are you talking about Ross? If so, I miss him too

Yes. Mr. 12055.

Professoralstad · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2012, 04:14:36 PM »

After years of seeing him post on the boards and seeing many people call him zip code, I now have a question: Has Ross been to Dormansville, NY? Also, are any of the residents of Dormansville, NY named Ross?

All that to say, I have another reason why JSB is better. He was partially responsible for bringing one of the people who is by far better than all three of them in every respect to the most recent Nationals. And in addition to his Type-A Champion brother Caleb, he also drove me through Indiana. Which was cool.

STAMP · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2012, 04:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Professoralstad on September 04, 2012, 04:14:36 PM

After years of seeing him post on the boards and seeing many people call him zip code, I now have a question: Has Ross been to Dormansville, NY? Also, are any of the residents of Dormansville, NY named Ross?

Doesn't matter because his board name is still a whole other level of Ross-someness!

JSB23 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2012, 04:39:09 PM »

I can't vote for Chris because everyone knows T1 Multi isn't a real category (just kidding) (no I'm not)

I can't vote for myself because that's, like, illegal or something.

Therefore I must vote for Olijar

QED

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2012, 04:56:57 PM »

This is getting pretty objective. I like it.

Chris · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:03:59 PM »

I hate this topic.

soul seeker · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Red Dragon Thorn on September 03, 2012, 11:54:20 PM

Oh C'mon, how does that get a -1. It's hilarious.

It had a -1 because I saw it first and was obligated to vote a -1 because of the plethora of lies contained within that post.
Then, you saw that post second and my voting before all of the other Minnesotans' involvement.

Therefore, it is had some absurd +3 despite the obvious false propaganda.

First candidate to acknowledge the true best state in the U.S. will win my vote.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:31:13 PM »

I redact my vote, as the solipsist in me realizes no one wins. The non-solipsist in me doesn't exist.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #21 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:47:00 PM »

Quote from: soul seeker on September 04, 2012, 05:27:08 PM

Quote from: Red Dragon Thorn on September 03, 2012, 11:54:20 PM
Oh C'mon, how does that get a -1. It's hilarious.
It had a -1 because I saw it first and was obligated to vote a -1 because of the plethora of lies contained within that post.
Then, you saw that post second and my voting before all of the other Minnesotans' involvement.

Therefore, it is had some absurd +3 despite the obvious false propaganda.

First candidate to acknowledge the true best state in the U.S. will win my vote.

Ohio.

Also, I just beat Chris 5-0.

soul seeker · « **Reply #22 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:49:52 PM »

Quote from: Alex_Olijar on September 04, 2012, 05:47:00 PM

Quote from: soul seeker on September 04, 2012, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: Red Dragon Thorn on September 03, 2012, 11:54:20 PM
Oh C'mon, how does that get a -1. It's hilarious.
It had a -1 because I saw it first and was obligated to vote a -1 because of the plethora of lies contained within that post.
Then, you saw that post second and my voting before all of the other Minnesotans' involvement.

Therefore, it is had some absurd +3 despite the obvious false propaganda.

First candidate to acknowledge the true best state in the U.S. will win my vote.

Ohio.

Also, I just beat Christ 5-0.

I like your thought process, but you didn't go far enough back in my history to the greatest state (which is clearly as objective as this poll).
So far, Alex has 1/2 of my vote, since he is aware of what I'm looking for.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #23 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:51:28 PM »

North Carolina. I really should have known that (although, full disclosure, I come from a Duke family).

soul seeker · « **Reply #24 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:55:05 PM »

Quote from: Alex_Olijar on September 04, 2012, 05:51:28 PM

North Carolina. I really should have known that (although, full disclosure, I come from a Duke family).

Bah...now I'm torn. You got the state therefore I must obligatorily fulfill my promise.....but..but...I'm fulfilling my promise to a Dukie.

Uggg...fine. A promise is a promise. Alex has my vote.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #25 on:** September 04, 2012, 06:09:47 PM »

And with the end of the first page, so ends the first round, and the winner is...Alex Olijar! Nobody saw that coming, right? ...right?

Well Chris, in hindsight I should have voted for you. You did introduce me to my true love...

Anyway, round 2! Westy versus Sauce! AAAAAAAAAAND BEGIN!

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #26 on:** September 04, 2012, 06:18:43 PM »

I was the one who called you Westy originally. Point for Olijar.

Red · « **Reply #27 on:** September 04, 2012, 07:06:19 PM »

Sauce.

Chris · « **Reply #28 on:** September 04, 2012, 07:25:04 PM »

I have to vote for Olijar on this one.

soul seeker · « **Reply #29 on:** September 04, 2012, 08:56:07 PM »

Quote from: Chris on September 04, 2012, 07:25:04 PM

I have to vote for Olijar on this one.

Assuming you are referring to round 2, this post is hilarious!

First to sell me affordable white errors....

...the winner is Andrew West...um...Wester....um..Western....um...Westerner...um...Westerners. Now that I think about it. I am drawing a blank on your last name because Andy Westy is stuck in my head.

Chris · « **Reply #30 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:08:45 PM »

Quote from: soul seeker on September 04, 2012, 08:56:07 PM

Quote from: Chris on September 04, 2012, 07:25:04 PM
I have to vote for Olijar on this one.
Assuming you are referring to round 2, this post is hilarious!

First to sell me affordable white errors....

...the winner is Andrew West...um...Wester....um..Western....um...Westerner...um...Westerners. Now that I think about it. I am drawing a blank on your last name because Andy Westy is stuck in my head.

My loss to him isn't quite so bad if he wins every round.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #31 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:17:42 PM »

$80 for the set is the lowest I'll go.

soul seeker · « **Reply #32 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:21:09 PM »

Sorry Sauce, Andrew gave me a sweet deal at this past Nats (1 month ago). He had won my vote from the getgo because of that sweet deal.

Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #33 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:22:36 PM »

Oh, did he sell his errors? I hadn't heard that.

soul seeker · « **Reply #34 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Rawrlolsauce! on September 04, 2012, 09:22:36 PM

Oh, did he sell his errors? I hadn't heard that.

oops? I hope it wasn't a secret. I didn't get the impression that it was a secret. Ummm...I voted for Andrew for different reasons.

Bobbert · « **Reply #35 on:** September 04, 2012, 09:29:42 PM »

Andrew, because Ringwraith is cooler than growling laughing apples.

Alex_Olijar · « **Reply #36 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:22:06 PM »

I vote for Sauce because I can't eat hamburgers without it.

Warrior_Monk · « **Reply #37 on:** September 04, 2012, 10:32:19 PM »

Sadly, I am no longer owner of two white disciples cards that were meant to be silver.

Professoralstad · « **Reply #38 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:34:21 AM »

Well, both players are from the not-seriously-contested best state in the union, but Westy chose to move to a state with Perkins that close at 11:00. Also, Sauce is number wau. Hence I must vote for Sauce.

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Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #39 on:** September 05, 2012, 10:25:57 AM »

I'm also living in Minneapolis now so..... there's that too?

Professoralstad · « **Reply #40 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:20:50 PM »

Oh yeah, you're a Gopher now right? Well then, no contest.

Btw, are you living on campus?

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Rawrlolsauce! · « **Reply #41 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:32:49 PM »

For sure. The only thing I'm missing are the maroon and gold zubaz I've been seeing around campus.

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