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Title: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: Bryon on May 21, 2010, 09:41:18 PM

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/ninjas-rescue-student-from-thugs/story-e6frf7l6-1225868928257 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/ninjas-rescue-student-from-thugs/story-e6frf7l6-1225868928257)

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: lightningninja on May 21, 2010, 09:45:05 PM

How did they see us!? darnit....

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: The Warrior on May 21, 2010, 09:49:22 PM

Quote from: Bryon on May 21, 2010, 09:41:18 PM

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/ninjas-rescue-student-from-thugs/story-e6frf7l6-1225868928257 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/ninjas-rescue-student-from-thugs/story-e6frf7l6-1225868928257)

wyn = NINJAS fail = Mugger+failsauce

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: SomeKittens on May 21, 2010, 09:57:27 PM

Clearly they were still in the Ninternship, as they were spotted.

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: The Schaef on May 21, 2010, 10:15:49 PM

They might have been on their way to play niniature golf.

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: Ben Wilk on May 21, 2010, 10:21:16 PM

Quote from: The Schaef on May 21, 2010, 10:15:49 PM

They might have been on their way to play miniature golf.

Whats the difference?



p.s. Love it.

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on May 21, 2010, 10:34:06 PM

Quote from: The Schaef on May 21, 2010, 10:15:49 PM

They might have been on their way to play niniature golf.

But as long as they do not trip over an inconsiderately discarded coffee table.

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: Minister Polarius on May 21, 2010, 11:56:10 PM

That is the best thing I ever read.

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: SomeKittens on May 22, 2010, 10:01:06 AM

And everyone got home in time for Janinjuary

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: that one kid on May 22, 2010, 10:04:08 AM

have you guys ever played the game of ninja?

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: LadyNobody on May 23, 2010, 07:52:30 PM

Dude, I want to be rescued by Ninjas someday. That would be totally awesome!! :D

~Britta

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: xCaLeBx on May 23, 2010, 07:59:59 PM

I hate to pull a good samaritan but:
(https://www.cactusforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ihasafunny.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fihasafunny-funny-ninjas.jpg&hash=913de24dc87e88085d7038c265458e76e688c0c8)
(https://www.cactusforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos.com%2F2008%2F7%2F11%2F633513756689698317-Ninjas.jpg&hash=0289aabd0eb406ca79fe39029a0eafb2d8b808a5)

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: LadyNobody on May 23, 2010, 08:40:08 PM

Quote from: xCaLeBx on May 23, 2010, 07:59:59 PM

I hate to pull a good samaritan but:

I find that statement highly ironic, as Christ commanded us to be like the good samaritan.

~Britta

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: xCaLeBx on May 23, 2010, 08:41:40 PM

Quote from: ~Achewon Enleaye~ on May 23, 2010, 08:40:08 PM

Quote from: xCaLeBx on May 23, 2010, 07:59:59 PM

I hate to pull a good samaritan but:

I find that statement highly ironic, as Christ commanded us to be like the good samaritan.

~Britta

uhm, the board member..................................................................................... you just made me think of an old guy saying "Well I'll be darned these new fangled cars have something called a com-pu-tater in 'em!"



I'm sorry  :-*

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: SomeKittens on May 23, 2010, 08:51:30 PM

@that one kid: Yes, South Jersey Master's Commission (SJMC) taught every other MC at the MC convention.  No joke.  We had other students recognize us by our tshirts and pull us aside to teach them.

The good Samaritan was a ninja.

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: hi123 on May 23, 2010, 08:55:00 PM

Quote from: xCaLeBx on May 23, 2010, 07:59:59 PM

I hate to pull a good samaritan but:
(https://www.cactusforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ihasafunny.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fihasafunny-funny-ninjas.jpg&hash=913de24dc87e88085d7038c265458e76e688c0c8)
(https://www.cactusforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpix.motivatedphotos.com%2F2008%2F7%2F11%2F633513756689698317-Ninjas.jpg&hash=0289aabd0eb406ca79fe39029a0eafb2d8b808a5)

DUN .... DUN.....DUNDUNDUNNNNN!!!!   Luv the Pic, xCaLeBx!!! Lol

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: YourMathTeacher on May 23, 2010, 08:57:29 PM

Quote from: SomeKittens on May 23, 2010, 08:51:30 PM

The good Samaritan was a ninja.

The Good Samaritan used his Ninja skills to take down the robber who had left the poor guy for dead. He then used the stolen money (the robber had been having a good day up until he met the Samaritan) to pay the beaten dude's healthcare costs.

.....and now you know the rest of the story.....

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: SomeKittens on May 23, 2010, 09:34:30 PM

There's a book: Secret Ninjas of the Bible

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: YourMathTeacher on May 23, 2010, 09:42:10 PM

Quote from: SomeKittens on May 23, 2010, 09:34:30 PM

There's a book: Secret Ninjas of the Bible

I love that book! Here are my favorite parts:

1. David's Mighty Ninjas ('nuff said)
2. Gideon's Band of Ninjas (Ninjas always cup their hands when they drink from a river)
3. Jonathan's armor bearer was a ninja (that's why the Philistine Garrison got creamed)
4. How the Walls of Jericho really came down (   :o  )
5. The Real End of Pharaoh's Army (the ninjas got into the sea, took out the Egyptians, and got out of the sea at just the right moment)
6. Elijah's Bodyguards (who did you think took out the prophets of Baal?)

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: xCaLeBx on May 23, 2010, 09:43:18 PM

Quote from: YourMathTeacher on May 23, 2010, 09:42:10 PM

Quote from: SomeKittens on May 23, 2010, 09:34:30 PM

There's a book: Secret Ninjas of the Bible

I love that book! Here are my favorite parts:

1. David's Mighty Ninjas ('nuff said)
2. Gideon's Band of Ninjas (Ninjas always cup their hands when they drink from a river)
3. Jonathan's armor bearer was a ninja (that's why the Philistine Garrison got creamed)
4. How the Walls of Jericho really came down (   :o  )
5. The Real End of Pharaoh's Army (the ninjas got into the sea, took out the Egyptians, and got out of the sea at just the right moment)
6. Elijah's Bodyguards (who did you think took out the prophets of Baal?)

(https://www.cactusforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcactusgamedesign.com%2Fmessage_boards%2FThemes%2Fdefault%2Fimages%2Fwarnwarn.gif&hash=f188073d20178564d50031f137e93fd1b4cf549e)  you're getting to cocky with that humor of yours  ;D 

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: SomeKittens on May 23, 2010, 09:55:36 PM

SHHHHHHH!  It's a secret!

Title: Re: Was lightningninja among them?
Post by: Kyp Henderson on May 23, 2010, 11:43:07 PM

Chuck Norris is a ninja