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Title: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: metalpsalm on February 02, 2010, 03:13:03 AM: I opened the door, looked down, and there was this snail. I said "gross, a snail." and I threw it as far as I could into the yard. Three years later, there was a knock at my door. It was that snail again. He said "Well, what was THAT all about??!!"
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Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Master KChief on February 02, 2010, 03:23:27 AM: zing!
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: BubbleBoy on February 02, 2010, 08:39:51 AM: Saw that one coming. ::)
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: browarod on February 02, 2010, 08:46:30 AM: Um, was that supposed to be funny?

It wasn't really....
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: metalpsalm on February 02, 2010, 09:17:12 AM: Quote from: browarod on February 02, 2010, 08:46:30 AM
Um, was that supposed to be funny?

It wasn't really....

Denial
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: STAMP on February 02, 2010, 10:45:59 AM: Well I wasn't expecting THAT. I was assuming the snail might say, "I ought to slug you for that!"
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on February 02, 2010, 10:47:36 AM: Quote from: STAMP on February 02, 2010, 10:45:59 AM
Well I wasn't expecting THAT. I was assuming the snail might say, "I ought to slug you for that!"
:rollin: :thumbup:
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on February 02, 2010, 12:07:44 PM: Quote from: STAMP on February 02, 2010, 10:45:59 AM
Well I wasn't expecting THAT. I was assuming the snail might say, "I ought to slug you for that!"
That would of been a much better pun. ;)
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: metalpsalm on February 02, 2010, 03:30:07 PM: The idea is that he's slow, because he's a snail, and it's ridiculous that he would knock on my door and talk at all, not that he's a good "punner".
;D
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Good Samaritan on February 02, 2010, 09:01:02 PM: :giveup: Ok Joke.

Needs more funny pick up lines.
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: lightningninja on February 02, 2010, 09:04:25 PM: I must say STAMP's version is pretty epic...
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: YourMathTeacher on February 02, 2010, 09:50:25 PM: This thread reminds me of the joke from "Trading Places":

A bunch of snails were passing by another snail's house when they noticed the snail painting the side of his car with a large "S." Confused, they kept watching as the snail then painted a big letter "S" on his car hood, then his car roof. One of the passing snails finally asked, "Why are you doing that to your car?"

The snail got a smug look on his face and said, "Now when I drive down the street, everyone will look at me and say - 'Look at that S-car go!'"
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Captain Kirk on February 03, 2010, 09:33:32 AM: Quote from: YourMathTeacher on February 02, 2010, 09:50:25 PM
This thread reminds me of the joke from "Trading Places":

A bunch of snails were passing by another snail's house when they noticed the snail painting the side of his car with a large "S." Confused, they kept watching as the snail then painted a big letter "S" on his car hood, then his car roof. One of the passing snails finally asked, "Why are you doing that to your car?"

The snail got a smug look on his face and said, "Now when I drive down the street, everyone will look at me and say - 'Look at that S-car go!'"

Buh dum chh!
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Professoralstad on February 03, 2010, 10:07:55 AM: Elitist jokes ftw!
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on February 03, 2010, 11:12:22 AM: Quote from: YourMathTeacher on February 02, 2010, 09:50:25 PM
This thread reminds me of the joke from "Trading Places":

A bunch of snails were passing by another snail's house when they noticed the snail painting the side of his car with a large "S." Confused, they kept watching as the snail then painted a big letter "S" on his car hood, then his car roof. One of the passing snails finally asked, "Why are you doing that to your car?"

The snail got a smug look on his face and said, "Now when I drive down the street, everyone will look at me and say - 'Look at that S-car go!'"

Epicness
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: lightningninja on February 03, 2010, 12:49:54 PM: Alright speaking of jokes based on puns....

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Cause he was a fun-gi

Why did the mushroom leave the party?
Cause there wasn't mush-room
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Master KChief on February 03, 2010, 12:57:29 PM: i was thinking about ordering a pizza...now with mushrooms on it.
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Ben Wilk on February 03, 2010, 03:16:44 PM: Quote from: Master KChief on February 03, 2010, 12:57:29 PM
i was thinking about ordering a pizza...now with mushrooms on it.
I think I like pizza
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: metalpsalm on February 03, 2010, 04:49:24 PM: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way
Bada bing!
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: EmJayBee83 on February 03, 2010, 11:30:08 PM: What did the snail say when he was sitting on the back of a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: lightningninja on February 03, 2010, 11:31:06 PM: Quote from: EmJayBee83 on February 03, 2010, 11:30:08 PM
What did the snail say when he was sitting on the back of a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeee!
*Blink* ... *Blink*
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: Red Dragon Thorn on February 03, 2010, 11:33:23 PM: Hah, I loled.
Title: Re: There was a knock at my door...
Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on February 04, 2010, 12:06:26 PM: Quote from: EmJayBee83 on February 03, 2010, 11:30:08 PM
What did the snail say when he was sitting on the back of a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

Tis funny hee hee