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Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Nameless on May 10, 2011, 08:45:10 AM
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Mine was accidentally doing a front-flip over the handles of my bike and having the bike land on me. :P
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oh noes that happened to me to! I came close to having to have stitches!
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I had a similar experience, when I was younger I was riding my bike and remembered that I wasn't wearing my helmet!
So I slammed on my front wheel brake, thus flying over the handlebars, landing on the gravel, and hurting for weeks ::)
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I was swinging on the swings at my after school day care while I was in elementary school. The swings were over asphalt (not the smooth kind). One of my favorite things to do was when I got to the top, I would lean my head back and watch the ground come closer as I swung backwards (how many of you remember doing that). Well, one time, the swing seat wasn't as high off the ground as it needed to be.
After the pain and having almost half my face ripped off, I learned that rubbing skin against asphalt hurts.
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Playing hockey two years ago, I play goalie, 1 guy was coming down the wing with one guy defending. He got around the defender pretty easy but lost an edge an fell down, the d-men fell on top of him they both slid in to my knee. 90% of my body ended up in the net. The other ten percent the lower half of my left leg to be exact) ended up on the outside of the net, with my knee meeting the post, the force of my body going back in to the net, the other guys pushing my foot back on the other side of the pipe. 3 torn ligaments, partially torn tendon, torn meniscus. Had enough adrenaline to finish the last 5 and a half minutes of the period, collapsed on the way back to locker room. Luckily I only felt it for about 30 seconds before passing out. 3 surgeries and a ton of vicodin later I can walk, I can run, I can play hockey, just only for about an hour at a time. Anything after that and I'm screamin for morphine.
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More embarrassing than painful. While paintballing, my first time..., I was asked if i could get to a certain spot quickly. Having more guts than speed, I took off, only to take one to the face (because the mask didn't cover my whole face).
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Having to miss MN state. Those of you who think this is a joke haven't been to a large MN tournament...
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Having to miss MN state. Those of you who think this is a joke haven't been to a large MN tournament...
my knee says that no matter how awesome your tournament is, you ain't got nothing on this
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Another kid once pushed me. I live in a tough Cul De Sac.
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when my brother broke my ps1 when i was younger. it was one of the few times you will see a man cry.
also, there is a certain escalator in minnesota that brings back painful memories.
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Jellyfish. In my swim trunks. At 25 MPH.
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I've had to deal w\ jellyfish, (attacked by a man-o-war)... I'm trying not to think about them in my swim trunks.
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also, there is a certain escalator in minnesota that brings back painful memories.
It's now actually called the John Nesfeder's Tibia Memorial Escalator.
Aside from not being able to see Andrew at MN State this year, probably the most painful experience I've had is having mononucleosis and strep throat simultaneously all the while missing an important deadline for my research and being in one of the most gorgeous places in North America. The whole week was pretty much awful.
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I had a similar experience, when I was younger I was riding my bike and remembered that I wasn't wearing my helmet!
So I slammed on my front wheel brake, thus flying over the handlebars, landing on the gravel, and hurting for weeks ::)
i axidental did not have my helmet on toooh noes that happened to me to! I came close to having to have stitches!
I had stiches 1 on my head where you could see my scalp
and i don't remember how many in my knee but i think it was about a cm deep and long.
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I once asked a girl out and got rejected. I ordered 80 McNuggets and drove off to Burger King were special orders don't upset them.
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I once asked a girl out and got rejected. I ordered 80 McNuggets and drove off to Burger King were special orders don't upset them.
Haha, that's nice man. :thumbup:
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I had a similar experience, when I was younger I was riding my bike and remembered that I wasn't wearing my helmet!
So I slammed on my front wheel brake, thus flying over the handlebars, landing on the gravel, and hurting for weeks ::)
Yeah, I kind of rode my sisters bike, after she told me not to, and the chain came lose (was standing up, and leaning forward) and bam.
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that kind of adds salt to the wound...that you were riding a girls bike.
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I have a 3.5" scar on my right wrist from when I was 3 or 4. I was inside, my brother and sister were outside.... and a locked glass screen door stood in my way. I banged on that door like no child has banged on a door before.... then I was suddenly in the porch. I felt nothing until i looked down at the giant bleeding gash in my wrist, and the wave of pain kicked in.
That's the earliest memory I can visually recall. What they say is true, pain can seriously burn into your memory.
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might be burned into your memory, but at least scars are chic magnets.
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Me: "yeeeeeeap... got this when i was serving in WW1. An entire airplane landed on my arm...."
Girl: "BUT DIDNT THAT HURT?!"
Me: "I didn't even flinch."
Girl: "OHH YOUR SO BRAVE!"
Random person: "and you're how old again?"
Me: "uhm... oh look at the time, I have to go... uhm... iron my dog now. BYE!"
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thread won.
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that kind of adds salt to the wound...that you were riding a girls bike.
that didn't help, lol
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I heard a Jonas Brothers song once. Idk if I'll ever recover.
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You know, I thought missing MN State was bad, but I looked in a mirror today...
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You know, I thought missing MN State was bad, but I looked in a mirror today...
You think that's bad? Try being a vampire. They can't even use mirrors.
/and yet still so clean cut....
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I heard a Jonas Brothers song once. Idk if I'll ever recover.
That is nothing compared to the traumatic experiance I had yesterday... someone made me listen to "Friday" :'(
I know I will never recover.
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I saw Twilight: The Movie.
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odd, your caption says you're just a man...
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That's why it was painful.
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Getting shoved off of a 10 tall metal slide.
On the way down, my knee and toes encountered the metal slide.
At the bottom my face encountered the rough pavement.
Then I blacked out.
Then I regained conciousenss and bawled my eyes out because I was 7.
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fractured vertibree! lol ;P
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One time, my mom turned on the country radio station while driving, and she wouldn't let me turn it off. I jumped out of the car, which was going 30 miles an hour. Needless to say, it was totally worth it, as the pain from landing was much more bearable than the pain from listening to country.
Note: this story is not actually true, but the moral of the story is still good.
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did you do a tuck and roll?
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did you do a tuck Rock and roll?
FTFY
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One time, my mom turned on the country radio station while driving, and she wouldn't let me turn it off. I jumped out of the car, which was going 30 miles an hour. Needless to say, it was totally worth it, as the pain from landing was much more bearable than the pain from listening to country.
Note: this story is not actually true, but the moral of the story is still good.
I pushed a kid out of a car... it hurt me because he took me with him. Ok, I didn't push him, but he did take me with him!
Nah, for real it'd probably be one of these things:
Running my grandfather over with a golf cart. (Made for a new rendition of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer")
Having my heart crushed because I stepped out in front of God. (He fixed it though ;) )
Laying a motorcycle down to avoid colliding with the side of a car. Old people... sheesh! (If it wasn't for my protective gear, I would have certainly broken my left ankle, fractured my left elbow, removed the surface of my hands, and possibly fractured my skull) But I didn't have my seatbelt on :/
Actually getting punched during a skit instead of faking it.
Having a frightened feline attach itself to my knee. Hello Kitty?
Hearing that they made a Highschool Musical 3.
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Future pain: Getting OC sprayed & tasered.
Carry On,
-C_S
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hahaha oh dont u just want to listen to taylor swift???? lol ;p
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So many to list, so little time.
- Getting tasered. (Sad part = I was playing around with a taser, didn't realize I had turned it on, and ended up tasing myself and proceeded to roll around on the floor)
- Getting kicked in the back of the thigh by a short girl wearing 3" heels. (Sandwich joke was worth it)
- Played Paintball for the first time a couple days ago and was a monster at it. But the first round I finally got shot... took three shots to the "male vulnerable area." (Though, the paint stain on my jeans looks hilarious)
- Bench-Pressing (don't remember the exact weight) and being unable to get the last rep... so I had to roll it down my chest and onto my legs to get it off.
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Worst part of the first one would be the humiliation.
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Most painful thing for me by far was having to sit next to some one who doesnt know how to tune for a whole semester. Ugh the pain that causes :'(