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Title: Technology at its best
Post by: STAMP on June 12, 2010, 11:42:11 AM
Turbo Encapulator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxfAjAyp5k#)
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: The Schaef on June 12, 2010, 01:41:25 PM
He also needs to reverse the polarity on the inverse power couplings to reduce falloff of anti-matter through the dilithium crystal chamber, which could result in a warp core breach.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: that one kid on June 12, 2010, 01:44:40 PM
He also needs to reverse the polarity on the inverse power couplings to reduce falloff of anti-matter through the dilithium crystal chamber, which could result in a warp core breach.

huh?
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: Lamborghini_diablo on June 12, 2010, 02:45:59 PM
How many jiggawatts does it take to power that thing?
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: xCaLeBx on June 12, 2010, 03:44:14 PM
How many jiggawatts does it take to power that thing?
wyn.

I'm pretty sure he's just explaining a turbo for your car.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: that one kid on June 12, 2010, 03:48:12 PM
Are you guys messing with me? I don't understand anything except turbo and car.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: TDK on June 12, 2010, 04:33:00 PM
He also needs to reverse the polarity on the inverse power couplings to reduce falloff of anti-matter through the dilithium crystal chamber, which could result in a warp core breach.
Also put the shields on at 100% to the front and make shure the fuel cells don't rupture or that could cause in explosion resulting in the death of hundreds of people aboud the ship but to prevent that you would have to evacuate everyone to the disk and separate the ship with the help of the captine and No1.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on June 12, 2010, 11:10:19 PM
He also needs to reverse the polarity on the inverse power couplings to reduce falloff of anti-matter through the dilithium crystal chamber, which could result in a warp core breach.
Also put the shields on at 100% to the front and make shure the fuel cells don't rupture or that could cause in explosion resulting in the death of hundreds of people aboud the ship but to prevent that you would have to evacuate everyone to the disk and separate the ship with the help of the captine and No1.
Just make sure they are all red shirts.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: The Schaef on June 13, 2010, 02:35:12 AM
O-Olsen is GONE, sir!
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: TDK on June 13, 2010, 09:23:49 AM
Were is Captine Kirk?

He is not comming back he gave his life to save the ship from the ribbin.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: Prof Underwood on June 13, 2010, 12:26:29 PM
Were is Captine Kirk?
He is not comming back he gave his life to save the ship from the ribbin.
WOW!!!!!  This just gave me the best idea in a long time.  The new ST movie timeline means that we can now come up with a really meaningful way for Kirk to die that actually makes sense.  His death in the old timeline has got to be one of the worst ever.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: TDK on June 13, 2010, 02:14:28 PM
Were is Captine Kirk?
He is not comming back he gave his life to save the ship from the ribbin.
WOW!!!!!  This just gave me the best idea in a long time.  The new ST movie timeline means that we can now come up with a really meaningful way for Kirk to die that actually makes sense.  His death in the old timeline has got to be one of the worst ever.
Thats true. Or we can say to Kirk

Live long and prosper.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: jtay on June 13, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
I know my fair share of big and/or technological words, and I'm pretty sure a lot of the words he used aren't even real.  He sure did a good job of making it sound like he knew what he was talking about, though.

This quote seems appropriate:
Quote from: Strong Bad
The word "technology" means "magic". It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one.
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: 777Godspeed on June 13, 2010, 02:49:36 PM
but it can be bought today for the low, low price of $750,000,000.00. That is 3 equal monthly payment of, oh wait, the government is gonna foot the bill, no need to worry.



Godspeed,
Mike
Title: Re: Technology at its best
Post by: SomeKittens on June 14, 2010, 10:42:28 PM
Quote from: Strong Bad
The word "technology" means "magic". It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one.
Quote from:  Aurthur C. Clarke
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws)
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