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Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: fyero on March 29, 2011, 08:56:13 PM
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1) Ye mewling dizzy-eyed measle
2) Thou can'st not be but a bawdy toad-spotted skains-mate
3) Thou artless clay-brained apple-john
So this is an actual app my dad has on his phone...it has a lot of these lol
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To be or not to be, but it is better if you are not.
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Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
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Come hither, Crack-hemp!
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Thou hast no more brain than i hast in mine elbows.
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"For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds"
or even better "Frailty, thy name is woman"
I found these and was like "ummm...."
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"For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds"
or even better "Frailty, thy name is woman"
I found these and was like "ummm...."
My mom really liked this one. Haha.
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Romeo, Romeo, where art thy brain?
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Romeo, Romeo, where art thy brain?
Refuse thy intelligence and denounce thy education?
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I prefer more modern insults:
"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb
Such wonderful use of language. All my generation knows is four letter words and various indications that something is wrong with my mother.
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Haha, and hey some of those four letter words can be very descriptive and perhaps something is wrong with your mother (gasp) ....
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"For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds"
or even better "Frailty, thy name is woman"
I found these and was like "ummm...."
My mom really liked this one. Haha.
your mom has good taste :D
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ISuch wonderful use of language. All my generation knows is four letter words and various indications that something is wrong with my mother.
Exactly. Why do you think I wander around saying "Good Gravy" even though people look at me like I'm a crazy person. Words are powerful, Im not wasting mine on the four letter kind.
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ISuch wonderful use of language. All my generation knows is four letter words and various indications that something is wrong with my mother.
Exactly. Why do you think I wander around saying "Good Gravy" even though people look at me like I'm a crazy person. Words are powerful, Im not wasting mine on the four letter kind.
Good is a four letter word....
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Good is a four letter word....
So is "four" ...
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Good is a four letter word....
So is "four" ...
The only number that has the same number of letters as the number it represents.
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see, the very second I posted that I knew I would be hearing these kinds of comments :P ironically, even the one about number four
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Good is a four letter word....
So is "four" ...
ohhhh no....
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No I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb.
Not really an insult, but it is one of my favorite lines. (Biting one's thumb was equivalent to a certain inappropriate gesture these days....)
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I like this one: "Thou bloodier villain than terms can give thee out."