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Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: YourMathTeacher on September 19, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
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Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:
1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?
Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.
2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on shore later.
3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie
4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?
Chuck Norris
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Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:
1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?
Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.
2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on shore later.
3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie
4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?
Chuck Norris
So Awesomeness lol XD
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I was surprised that they're all new to me, but #4 is a nice twist on the genre.
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roflstop jedi version. :maul:
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Arrrr, in a post about pirates, non'ya landlubbers though'ta actually, y'know, speak like a PIRATE?!
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Wanna hear a joke I made when I was 8?
Why was the pirate sad at his birthday party?
Because he lost du-bloon.
::)
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How much does it cost for a Pirate to get his ear pierced?
A bucaneer.....(Buck an ear)
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To add to the fun, some more jokes.
1) What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot?
a Jump Hook
2) Why are pirates such good fishermen?
They know how to hook the big ones.
3) What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates
And remember everyone, 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates.
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on a slightly related side note, there's a facebook group entitled "if 1,000,000 people join this group, my girlfriend will let me turn the house into a pirate ship!!!"
join it. all of you.
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on a slightly related side note, there's a facebook group entitled "if 1,000,000 people join this group, my girlfriend will let me turn the house into a pirate ship!!!"
join it. all of you.
Theres also one that says "If 500,000 people join this group, I will name my son Batman"
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To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.
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To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.
:o *goes to recruit 500,000 people to redemption*
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:o *goes to recruit 500,000 people to redemption*
You should have been doing that anyway. ;)
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To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.
I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...
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To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.
I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...
you'd get paid for playtesting?
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I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...
We would have Redemption movies, action figures, clothing, and trinkets. They would be available in every Wal-Mart and Target across the country.
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most of ye canna go see the new Pirate movie, cause it's reated "arrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
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Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:
1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?
Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.
2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on shore later.
3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie
4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?
Chuck Norris
hahaha nice!!!