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Title: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: YourMathTeacher on September 19, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:

1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?

Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.

2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?

He knew he would wash up on shore later.

3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Rookie

4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris



Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on September 19, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:

1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?

Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.

2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?

He knew he would wash up on shore later.

3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Rookie

4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris



So Awesomeness lol XD
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: TimMierz on September 19, 2009, 05:22:24 PM
I was surprised that they're all new to me, but #4 is a nice twist on the genre.
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Paladin on September 19, 2009, 06:14:13 PM
roflstop jedi version. :maul:
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Lamborghini_diablo on September 19, 2009, 07:01:59 PM
Arrrr, in a post about pirates, non'ya landlubbers though'ta actually, y'know, speak like a PIRATE?!
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: BubbleBoy on September 19, 2009, 09:51:34 PM
Wanna hear a joke I made when I was 8?

Why was the pirate sad at his birthday party?

Because he lost du-bloon.

::)
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: golgotha on September 19, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
How much does it cost for a Pirate to get his ear pierced?



A bucaneer.....(Buck an ear)
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: thestrongangel on September 20, 2009, 12:12:11 AM
To add to the fun, some more jokes.

1) What is a pirate's favorite basketball shot?

a Jump Hook


2) Why are pirates such good fishermen?

They know how to hook the big ones.

3)  What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

A dozen pirates

And remember everyone, 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates.

Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Warrior_Monk on September 20, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
on a slightly related side note, there's a facebook group entitled "if 1,000,000 people join this group, my girlfriend will let me turn the house into a pirate ship!!!"
join it. all of you.
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Smokey on September 20, 2009, 09:20:48 AM
on a slightly related side note, there's a facebook group entitled "if 1,000,000 people join this group, my girlfriend will let me turn the house into a pirate ship!!!"
join it. all of you.

Theres also one that says "If 500,000 people join this group, I will name my son Batman" 
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: YourMathTeacher on September 20, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Smokey on September 20, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.

 :o *goes to recruit 500,000 people to redemption*
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: YourMathTeacher on September 20, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
:o *goes to recruit 500,000 people to redemption*

You should have been doing that anyway.  ;)
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: The Guardian on September 20, 2009, 11:11:43 AM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.

I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Warrior_Monk on September 20, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
To stay on topic, if 500,000 people post on this thread, I will loot and plunder my neighborhood.

I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...

you'd get paid for playtesting?
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: YourMathTeacher on September 20, 2009, 02:29:20 PM
I've sometimes wondered what the effect of Redemption becoming a national trend like Pokemon did--and having half a million players--would have on the game...

We would have Redemption movies, action figures, clothing, and trinkets. They would be available in every Wal-Mart and Target across the country.
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: metalpsalm on September 20, 2009, 02:43:46 PM
most of ye canna go see the new Pirate movie, cause it's reated "arrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Title: Re: Pirate Day Jokes
Post by: Egg Timer on September 21, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Since today is National Pirate Day, I would like to post some jokes that I ran across at the Orlando Science Center today with my kids:

1. Why do pirates not play Redemption while they are at sea?

Because the Captain is always standing on the deck.

2. Why did the pirate not clean himself before walking the plank?

He knew he would wash up on shore later.

3. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Rookie

4. Why do so many pirates have to wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris




hahaha nice!!!
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