Errr. sandCorrect.
Sand castles, wind erosion, sand in the eye, and the glass for your glasses is made out of sand.
To hold their pants up :-pNo, a newspaper.
Here's an easy one:
I am more righteous than God.
I have more evil intent than the Devil.
The rich need me.
The poor have me.
and if you eat me you will die.
What am I?
Here's an easy one:AIDS?
I am more righteous than God.
I have more evil intent than the Devil.
The rich need me.
The poor have me.
and if you eat me you will die.
What am I?
I live in a house where all walls face north. On day a bear breaks into my house and destroys all my belongings.
What color is the bears fur?
Purple with pink polka dots.
I live in a house where all walls face north. On day a bear breaks into my house and destroys all my belongings.
What color is the bears fur?
There are no Polar Bears in Antarctica, so the bear is clearly a figment of your imagination, and subsequently makes Lozo's guess correct.Purple with pink polka dots.
I live in a house where all walls face north. On day a bear breaks into my house and destroys all my belongings.
What color is the bears fur?
There are no Polar Bears in Antarctica, so the bear is clearly a figment of your imagination, and subsequently makes Lozo's guess correct.Purple with pink polka dots.
I know I do, Please post your riddle and let people guess, person who gets it right does the next riddle so on and so forth.
I shall start:
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see.
What am I?
A man rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. >>>Please, don't Google it. It's not that hard.<<<I'm going to assume that if we don't Google it, but knew it from previous to hearing it on this thread that we should also not tell the answer. That way it will be solved by someone thinking through it themselves for the first time. Unfortunately, that means I can't answer this one.
A man rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. >>>Please, don't Google it. It's not that hard.<<<
or you could just say his horse is named Friday.A man rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. >>>Please, don't Google it. It's not that hard.<<<
He rode into town on a horse named Friday, stayed three days and left friday.
(http://)
And you're not Jesus, now are you?(http://)
Jesus ressed the dead, don't hate.
And you're not Jesus, now are you?(http://)
Jesus ressed the dead, don't hate.
Just don't be using that as an excuse.
We're not sure but don't you use it! *wags finger like a mean, old school teacher*Just don't be using that as an excuse.
an excuse for what?
We're not sure but don't you use it! *wags finger like a mean, old school teacher*Just don't be using that as an excuse.
an excuse for what?
:-*
Breaking rules.Just don't be using that as an excuse.
an excuse for what?
Only YMT may do that.He's not the only one who's schooled someone.
A small child may be able to carry me but a strong man may not, what am I?A fall from 6 miles?
or you could just say his horse is named Friday.A man rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. >>>Please, don't Google it. It's not that hard.<<<
He rode into town on a horse named Friday, stayed three days and left friday.
3 guys walk into a bar.Chicken pox.
2 get hit and the other one ducks.
3 guys walk into a bar.This IS a riddle. How did three walk into it, and yet one ducked? A mystery....
2 get hit and the other one ducks.
3 guys walk into a bar.This IS a riddle. How did three walk into it, and yet one ducked? A mystery....
2 get hit and the other one ducks.
YesI know I do, Please post your riddle and let people guess, person who gets it right does the next riddle so on and so forth.
I shall start:
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see.
What am I?
Is it sand?
haha. was the bar metal or wood because the other guys probably got hurt and you should go help themit was a bar of soap laced with chloroform.
Are you sure?YesI know I do, Please post your riddle and let people guess, person who gets it right does the next riddle so on and so forth.
I shall start:
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see.
What am I?
Is it sand?
What can you microwave, put in the oven, toast, boil, or grill, and it all tastes the same?
What can you microwave, put in the oven, toast, boil, or grill, and it all tastes the same?Spam.
What can you microwave, put in the oven, toast, boil, or grill, and it all tastes the same?Duck?
What can you microwave, put in the oven, toast, boil, or grill, and it all tastes the same?water
there is a ten pound wood bucket, you must fill it halfway up with something to make it weigh half as much (five pounds), what do you fill it up with?a five pound weight.
there is a ten pound wood bucket, you must fill it halfway up with something to make it weigh half as much (five pounds), what do you fill it up with?Fire.
oooh, yeah, I didn't understand the question. I was thinking something that weighs half as much...there is a ten pound wood bucket, you must fill it halfway up with something to make it weigh half as much (five pounds), what do you fill it up with?Fire.
there is a ten pound wood bucket, you must fill it halfway up with something to make it weigh half as much (five pounds), what do you fill it up with?
the problem is, in all of these cases, it ceases to be a bucket.you can have a holey bucket with the bullets...
What item do you sleep on, eat on and sit on?The floor?
there is a ten pound wood bucket, you must fill it halfway up with something to make it weigh half as much (five pounds), what do you fill it up with?Move it to a planet that has half the mass of earth. (i.e. fill it with ROCKETS!)
Hydrogen.You win.
Yeah kiddies. The bucket is upside down.
Hydrogen.The physics of that are interesting. It would take a lot of Hydrogen (though Helium would be the better option, unless we're filling it with fire) to reduce the weight by half.
Yeah kiddies. The bucket is upside down.
What can you microwave, put in the oven, toast, boil, or grill, and it all tastes the same?
bread
First of all, I'm pretty sure Hydrogen is lighter than helium, and second of all, the ability of a ten pound bucket to be reduced to five pounds depends much on how much space is inside.Hydrogen.The physics of that are interesting. It would take a lot of Hydrogen (though Helium would be the better option, unless we're filling it with fire) to reduce the weight by half.
Yeah kiddies. The bucket is upside down.
Grilled cheese would end up weird, if done on an actual grill, not cheese fried between two pieces of bread
>:c. My answer was more clever.I'm going to have to say Bucklers.
Okay, new riddle: There is a ten pound wooden bucket like object. You must fill it halfway up with something to make it weigh half as much (five pounds), what do you fill it up with?
Hydrogen is flammable, and that would send our whole experiment out the window. See: HindenburgFirst of all, I'm pretty sure Hydrogen is lighter than helium, and second of all, the ability of a ten pound bucket to be reduced to five pounds depends much on how much space is inside.Hydrogen.The physics of that are interesting. It would take a lot of Hydrogen (though Helium would be the better option, unless we're filling it with fire) to reduce the weight by half.
Yeah kiddies. The bucket is upside down.
Actually it was more the paint than the hydrogen.Hydrogen is flammable, and that would send our whole experiment out the window. See: HindenburgFirst of all, I'm pretty sure Hydrogen is lighter than helium, and second of all, the ability of a ten pound bucket to be reduced to five pounds depends much on how much space is inside.Hydrogen.The physics of that are interesting. It would take a lot of Hydrogen (though Helium would be the better option, unless we're filling it with fire) to reduce the weight by half.
Yeah kiddies. The bucket is upside down.
what do you put in a bucket to make it lighter?since no one answered
How about this oneOoh, a secret!
If you have it you want to share it but if you share it you haven't got it
What is it?
What month has 28 days?All of them! :D
i got one.I didn't think Shadows had souls.
it's a "what am i?" riddle
i'v been around for a very long time
i have a good soul
im not good with words
you take me wherever you wanna go
i stay very close to you
what am i?
okay... what goes up but never comes down?Your age.
why did the chicken cross the road?if those are suppose to be riddles, then im barack obama
to go to your house
knock knock
who's there?
the chicken
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hello, Mr. President.why did the chicken cross the road?if those are suppose to be riddles, then im barack obama
to go to your house
knock knock
who's there?
the chicken
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Everyone wants meDisciples spoilers
Some have me, but don't say
Some say, but don't have
No one will care about me in a week.
Everyone wants meDisciples spoilers
Some have me, but don't say
Some say, but don't have
No one will care about me in a week.
Everyone wants meDisciples spoilers
Some have me, but don't say
Some say, but don't have
No one will care about me in a week.
I was thinking the whole expansion......?
Actual dirt: as valuable as Evil Gold.Don't make me smack joo.
I am as valueble as gold yet as common as dirt...what am I?Coal.
Neither. Do i give the anweser?Try not breathing, You'll value air higher.
I am sitting at Nats, having used an Egyptian defense for the past two days. Egyptians are fun!Actual dirt: as valuable as Evil Gold.Don't make me smack joo.
Still that wasn't my anser.Neither. Do i give the anweser?Try not breathing, You'll value air higher.
That....was..............wynNeither. Do i give the anweser?Try not breathing, You'll value air higher.
Then you are forgiven ;) Yay for deck d/c.I am sitting at Nats, having used an Egyptian defense for the past two days. Egyptians are fun!Actual dirt: as valuable as Evil Gold.Don't make me smack joo.
Still that wasn't my anser.Neither. Do i give the anweser?Try not breathing, You'll value air higher.
That....was..............wynNeither. Do i give the anweser?Try not breathing, You'll value air higher.
i got one.answer is:
it's a "what am i?" riddle
i'v been around for a very long time
i have a good soul
im not good with words
you take me wherever you wanna go
i stay very close to you
what am i?
But I don't take a shoe into the shower (Which I want to go to) Btw its spelled sole.i got one.answer is:
it's a "what am i?" riddle
i'v been around for a very long time
i have a good soul
im not good with words
you take me wherever you wanna go
i stay very close to you
what am i?
A Shoe
i know it's spelled "sole"Misspelling on purpose makes it cheating though, because the answer can't be shoe then.
i speled it that way on purpose
didn't wanna make it too easy
RIDDLE:Alternate answer: They're filming a movie.
A man shoots his wife.
Then he holds her under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, he hangs her.
But 5 minutes later he goes out to a wonderful dinner with his loving wife-fully alive!
How can this be?
EDIT: Fixed a mistake ::)
He's a Mormon.
He's a Mormon.
Ha! I know the usual answer, but this one was much funnier. Well done, sir. Well done.
DISTURBING ANSWER: He lives in Utah
RIDDLE:
A man shoots his wife.
Then he holds her under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, he hangs her.
But 5 minutes later he goes out to a wonderful dinner with his loving wife-fully alive!
How can this be?
LOL!!!!!
EDIT: Fixed a mistake ::)