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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #125 on: August 13, 2010, 09:36:28 PM »
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Still that wasn't my anser.

Thats the thing, a good riddle doesn't have "Your" answer it has THE answer. Anyways please tell what yours is.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #126 on: August 13, 2010, 09:37:01 PM »
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2010, 09:56:51 PM »
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Quote from: New Raven BR on August 10, 2010, 07:05:02 PM
i got one.
it's a "what am i?" riddle

i'v been around for a very long time

i have a good soul

im not good with words

you take me wherever you wanna go

i stay very close to you

what am i?
answer is:




A Shoe
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2010, 09:58:15 PM »
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i got one.
it's a "what am i?" riddle

i'v been around for a very long time

i have a good soul

im not good with words

you take me wherever you wanna go

i stay very close to you

what am i?
answer is:




A Shoe
But I don't take a shoe into the shower (Which I want to go to) Btw its spelled sole.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #129 on: August 13, 2010, 10:18:00 PM »
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i know it's spelled "sole"
i speled it that way on purpose
didn't wanna make it too easy
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #130 on: August 13, 2010, 10:31:16 PM »
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Water is my anser.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #131 on: August 13, 2010, 10:33:28 PM »
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Quote from: New Raven BR on August 13, 2010, 10:18:00 PM
i know it's spelled "sole"
i speled it that way on purpose
didn't wanna make it too easy
Misspelling on purpose makes it cheating though, because the answer can't be shoe then.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #132 on: August 14, 2010, 12:05:56 AM »
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RIDDLE:
A man shoots his wife.
Then he holds her under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, he hangs her.
But 5 minutes later he goes out to a wonderful dinner with his loving wife-fully alive!
How can this be?


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EDIT: Fixed a mistake  ::)
« Last Edit: August 14, 2010, 12:10:31 AM by Rawrlolsauce! »
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #133 on: August 14, 2010, 12:52:14 AM »
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Didn't he blow her up before hanging her?
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #134 on: August 15, 2010, 11:38:17 PM »
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He's a Mormon.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #135 on: August 15, 2010, 11:39:35 PM »
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Quote from: Rawrlolsauce! on August 14, 2010, 12:05:56 AM
RIDDLE:
A man shoots his wife.
Then he holds her under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, he hangs her.
But 5 minutes later he goes out to a wonderful dinner with his loving wife-fully alive!
How can this be?


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EDIT: Fixed a mistake  ::)
Alternate answer: They're filming a movie.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #136 on: August 16, 2010, 10:18:05 AM »
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Quote from: Ninja Duck on August 15, 2010, 11:38:17 PM
He's a Mormon.

Ha! I know the usual answer, but this one was much funnier. Well done, sir. Well done.
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #137 on: August 16, 2010, 02:39:21 PM »
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Quote from: Professoralstad on August 16, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
Quote from: Ninja Duck on August 15, 2010, 11:38:17 PM
He's a Mormon.

Ha! I know the usual answer, but this one was much funnier. Well done, sir. Well done.

That was already in Rawrlolsauces post, just not as obvious.  :P

Quote from: Rawrlolsauce! on August 14, 2010, 12:05:56 AM
DISTURBING ANSWER: He lives in Utah
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #138 on: August 17, 2010, 09:24:11 AM »
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Yeah, I was told that after I posted it. Who reads spoilers immediately anyway?
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Re: Hey....Who loves a good riddle?
« Reply #139 on: August 17, 2010, 11:23:26 AM »
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Quote from: Rawrlolsauce! on August 14, 2010, 12:05:56 AM
RIDDLE:
A man shoots his wife.
Then he holds her under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, he hangs her.
But 5 minutes later he goes out to a wonderful dinner with his loving wife-fully alive!
How can this be?


Spoiler (hover to show)
LOL!!!!!

EDIT: Fixed a mistake  ::)
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