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Re: Prof's Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2010, 04:35:22 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2010, 10:49:35 AM »
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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."   - Albert Einstein  (on the Theory of Relativity)
The card's chances to be game-changing here in the NW are between slim and none, and slim just jumped out of an airplane.

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« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2010, 05:06:31 PM »
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There's mean and then there's putting-a-snake-in-someone's-boot mean. "I'm bringing ANBs to someone's first T2 tournament," is an example of the latter.

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« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2010, 04:23:30 PM »
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I almost posted something in response to this, but then I realized that would be just as much spam as what I was replying to. So instead I posted this, which is definitely not spam.

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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2010, 10:40:20 PM »
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Or you could be a totally boring musician and use 4/4.  ;)

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« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2010, 03:18:27 PM »
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If I plan to fail, and succeed, what have I done?

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« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2010, 01:14:55 PM »
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Just don't try baptizing any of the alkali metals...that gets dangerous.

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« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2010, 02:44:40 PM »
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There are very few cards in the game that can even do what we're talking about.  There are even less times that it will actually matter.  If this is enough to make you mad then I'll suggest you take a step back and look at what's really important in life.  This isn't it.

But while we're discussing things that don't really matter... shall we talk about wookies? ;)

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« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2010, 10:38:35 AM »
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« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2010, 10:26:05 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2010, 10:45:22 AM »
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Saying your Windows is safe because you have Norton is like saying you're safe from a poison gas attack by putting a plastic bag over your head.

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« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2011, 03:40:04 PM »
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Poop sounds alot like scoop, but they don't do the same thing.

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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2011, 01:46:13 AM »
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I think Smokey's point was that if you see a rainbow with colors similar to Shoes of Peace, you'll think it's cool. If you see a rainbow with colors similar to Lying Unto God, you're either hallucinating, or you would NOT want to run into the leprechaun with the pot of gold at the end...

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« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2011, 12:52:41 PM »
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My friend reached absolute zero yesterday. He's 0K
After making my chem teacher laugh from my last joke (that's a given; anyone will), he asked me if I had any good jokes about sodium. I said Na.

I don't even have more about chemistry. All the good ones argon.

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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2011, 09:44:31 AM »
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« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2011, 04:49:10 AM »
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My name is spelled wrong on my Sealed Deck points for this year.  It reads Bale Maust, but my name is Blake.  I don't know how that happened.
I had the same problem! They spelled Brandon West "Gabe Isbell." So strange...

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« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2011, 10:23:57 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2012, 11:40:41 PM »
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I just hope Tim Tebow takes the puck and kicks a homerun into the hoop right past the goalie.

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« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2012, 11:28:31 PM »
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I don't think you could say Revelation is pretty clear about anything except for the fact that Jesus is Lord; considering there are an average of 11 different interpretations of it for every 10 theologians you ask.

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« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2012, 01:26:45 PM »
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Just like Type A, we need a category for just senior citizens. Type Z?
Type AARP

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Re: Prof's Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2012, 05:05:22 PM »
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the word broken gets thrown around way too much around here.
I agree. Broken is reserved for Buckler.
I disagree.  Broken is reserved for:
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« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2012, 05:13:03 PM »
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Bottom line: I think it's a good counter for drawing.  Something needs to be done, otherwise we might as well change the name of the game to Pictionary.

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« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2012, 07:30:10 PM »
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I wanted an iPhone for Christmas but got a Droid, it wasn't the Droid I was looking for.

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« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2013, 05:15:27 PM »
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I would like someone to explain to an old man, What cycling means and clogging means? I'm picturing Lance Armstrong in wood shoes.

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« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2015, 10:08:48 AM »
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Should Mary be considered a musician?
Only if she is in battle with Peter and Paul.  ;)

 


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