Open Forum => Off-Topic => Topic started by: xCaLeBx on March 18, 2010, 05:14:41 PM
Title: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: xCaLeBx on March 18, 2010, 05:14:41 PM
post yours: Inherit the Wind: "I don't think that you even think about what your thinking." Monty Python(The Holy Grail): "I'm not dead yet!" "Well you will be soon." Gone with the Wind: "Frankly my dear I don't give a d***" Silencing of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Jaws:"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Animal Crackers:"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Airplane!:"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Space Balls: "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. Fight Club: - Oh I get it. It's very clever. - Thank you. - How's that workin' out for you? - What? - Being clever. - Great. - Keep it up then. Monty Python (Holy Grail):"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
those are in random order
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Red on March 18, 2010, 05:17:10 PM
starwars:olny the sith deal in absultes! :kenobi: kills :maul:
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: lightningninja on March 18, 2010, 05:38:02 PM
A nice pile drive to the fact, or a punch to the face! I've got a brilliant idea... why doesn't Lancelot go? So if she weighs as much as a duck... then she's made of wood... and therefore... a witch! Eritha Franklin, she's a big lady... but once she gets on stage everyone wants to party with Eritha!
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Warrior_Monk on March 18, 2010, 08:48:04 PM
"INCONCEIVABLE!" "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means." "HALLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!" the whole Miricle Max scene. "true love is truly the greatest thing in the world! except for a good MLT, mutton lettuce tomato, when the mutton is nice and lean..." the whole death of Vizzini scene. "YOU'VE FALLEN INTO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS! the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS WELL KNOWN IS NEVER GO AGAINST THE SCICILIAN. WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!!!! A HA HA! A HA HA! A HA..."
basically that whole movie.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: xCaLeBx on March 18, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
what movie is that? it seems slightly familiar
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Alex_Olijar on March 18, 2010, 09:03:18 PM
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Tracer Burnout on March 18, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
Wow....you started this thread and you don't know the most epic movie ever???? Caleb...**Shakes head** **Shakes Head**
The Princess Bride
If you haven't seen it, stop whatever you are doing, and go watch it.
+1
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Master KChief on March 18, 2010, 09:13:10 PM
Quote from: pulp fiction
the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the Lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 18, 2010, 11:09:42 PM
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: metalpsalm on March 18, 2010, 11:34:05 PM
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.
Batman the animated series, the Joker and the voice is Mark Hamel
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: STAMP on March 18, 2010, 11:38:57 PM
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
I get goosebumps every time I hear it. Oooooh, there they go again. :D
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: 12tipton3 on March 19, 2010, 12:00:17 AM
i am surprised nobody has said, "Luke, I am your father" -Darth Vader (star wars 5: the empire strikes back) [no copyright infringement intended]
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Ben Wilk on March 19, 2010, 12:11:14 AM
Your not the only ones with guns. Avatar.
And if you can tell me what movie this is from I will be very amazed. How would you get the gold out of the country? Well if i knew someone that shipped out Eiffel towers, Gold Eiffel towers.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: honryu on March 19, 2010, 12:19:17 AM
Joker-1. "Tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light" 2. "Im the worlds only functional homicidal artist"
Batman 1989
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: sk on March 19, 2010, 12:55:34 AM
"Rosebud." (Citizen Kane) "Where we're going, we don't need... roads." (Back to the Future) "Dee-na-mee-tay." (Hoodwinked!) "Dignity. Always, dignity." (Singin' in the Rain) "The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish." (Thin Man) "Well, of course we talk. Don't everybody?" (Singin' in the Rain) "How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know." (Bourne Identity) "Don't call me Shirley." (Airplane) "Roger...Pay the two dollars." (North by Northwest)
Some Awesome Dialogue:
Don: Cosmo, call me a cab. Cosmo: OK, you're a cab. (Singin' in the Rain)
Cosmo: Talking pictures, that means I'm out of a job. At last I can start suffering and write that symphony. R.F.: You're not out of job, we're putting you in as head of our new music department. Cosmo: Oh, thanks, R.F.! At last I can stop suffering and write that symphony. (Singin' in the Rain)
Flippers: What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists could slip right out! How about a cage? Bill: (enthusiastic) Bring in the cage! Flippers: I was being sarcastic. Bill: (disappointed) Sarcasm, strike the cage... (Hoodwinked)
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: The Guardian on March 19, 2010, 01:45:50 AM
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
I get goosebumps every time I hear it. Oooooh, there they go again. :D
I've been meaning to watch that movie again...so good.
One of my faves: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." V, V for Vendetta
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Red Dragon Thorn on March 19, 2010, 02:12:14 AM
Great... Thanks Justin, now I need to go watch V for Vendetta....
Some of my faves:
Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible. Allan Quatermain: No, just armor-plated.
~ LGX
Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before? Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Commander Anderson: Shep? Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison gas. Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no sir. Excuse me...
~ The Rock
Capt. Bart Mancuso: [Ramius comments in Russian to Borodin that Mancuso is a "buckaroo". Ryan laughs] What's so funny? Jack Ryan: Ah, the Captain seems to think you're some kind of... cowboy. Captain Ramius: [in Russian] You speak Russian. Jack Ryan: [in Russian] A little. It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don't you think? Captain Ramius: [in English] It is.
~ The hunt for Red October
Points to anyone who can tell me the common thread between these movies.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on March 19, 2010, 02:15:27 AM
Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: STAMP on March 19, 2010, 08:53:58 AM
Great... Thanks Justin, now I need to go watch V for Vendetta....
Some of my faves:
Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible. Allan Quatermain: No, just armor-plated.
~ LGX
Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before? Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Commander Anderson: Shep? Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison gas. Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no sir. Excuse me...
~ The Rock
Capt. Bart Mancuso: [Ramius comments in Russian to Borodin that Mancuso is a "buckaroo". Ryan laughs] What's so funny? Jack Ryan: Ah, the Captain seems to think you're some kind of... cowboy. Captain Ramius: [in Russian] You speak Russian. Jack Ryan: [in Russian] A little. It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don't you think? Captain Ramius: [in English] It is.
~ The hunt for Red October
Points to anyone who can tell me the common thread between these movies.
Malone: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
~ The Untouchables
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 19, 2010, 11:03:06 AM
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.
Batman the animated series, the Joker and the voice is Mark Hamel
*Hands you ONE cookie* You got the speaker and the voice actor but not the movie.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Warrior_Monk on March 19, 2010, 11:27:07 AM
"Besides, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing."
"What about second breakfast?"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: STAMP on March 19, 2010, 11:42:57 AM
"What about elevenses?"
"What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: The Warrior on March 19, 2010, 11:50:14 AM
not realy a movie quote but was a vid on youtube
"Super Bowl,Sup-Super bowl,Super a bowl, sup-super bowl..... its a dumb question what would u do with a bowl and no soup"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: metalpsalm on March 19, 2010, 01:05:25 PM
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
A E-cookie to the first one to ID the movie and speaker of this line, an extra E-cookie if you can tell me the voice actor.
Batman the animated series, the Joker and the voice is Mark Hamel
*Hands you ONE cookie* You got the speaker and the voice actor but not the movie.
Thank you, Mastah.. [munching sounds]
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: xCaLeBx on March 19, 2010, 02:44:31 PM
"Pretty boy floyd, your under arest!" - the police officer from public ememies
"You either die a cowardor live a hero" - John dellinger from Public enemies, i may have choped it up, i forgot how it went, thats what i remember though.
Oh, and the sceen with pretty boy floyd, that will probly be the only movie you see a bad guy get hunted down with a sniper rifle!
Public Enemies = Instant Classic I loved that movie from start to finish
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Cameron the Conqueror on March 19, 2010, 03:31:38 PM
Not that there was a spoiler alert at all there....
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: xCaLeBx on March 19, 2010, 03:40:25 PM
you mean you can't watch the whole movie or you only watch it a few times? muzik maker...
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: LadyNobody on March 19, 2010, 11:20:48 PM
"I've fallen and I can't get up."
"Death cannot stop true love. What it can do is delay it for awhile."
"I feel a slight tingle in my finger. I think it's affecting me."
"Kevin's a girl?"
"Love is a many, splendid thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love." "Please, don't start that again." "All you need is love." "A girl has got to eat." "All you need is love." "She'll end up on the streets." "All you need is love." "Love is just a game."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
"You have two stamp. One red, one green. I have fifty-fifty chance." (Not exact quote)
"As you wish." <-- Greatest movie quote ever. :)
~Britta
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Kyp Henderson on March 20, 2010, 12:03:54 AM
Rhodey: Hey Tony. Tony Stark: I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.
Later in the movie, Rhodey: [upon rescuing Stark] How was the fun-vee? (Iron Man)
I don't think that is possible, and that just came from a guy who just swam ninety-two miles without arms or legs (Mr. Lunt, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: The Movie)
R2-D2: [beeps] Uh-oh. Anakin Skywalker: We lost something. Obi-Wan: Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship.
He's a Sith !?!?!?!? :o :o :o (Mace Windu, Star Wars, Episode 3)
Missed it by that much (Maxwell Smart, Get Smart)
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: hi123 on March 20, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
starwars:olny the sith deal in absultes! :kenobi:kills :maul:
+1 But I do like the one where Anikin say's- "You will Try- Because that is when the fight begins! :kenobi:
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: STAMP on March 20, 2010, 11:37:37 AM
Best Bob Hope movie line (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4#)
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: alpal455 on March 20, 2010, 12:15:20 PM
To many movies and to many line to choose from.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: New Raven BR on March 20, 2010, 12:22:26 PM
"i know what your thinking, "did he fire 6 shots or was it only 5?" well truth is in all this excitment, i kinda of lost track myself. but being this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question, "do i feel lucky?" well do ya, punk?"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Red on March 20, 2010, 12:29:01 PM
raven wins the thread.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: drb1200 on March 20, 2010, 01:14:03 PM
"RALPHEY ON THE DOUBLE!!!"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Warrior_Monk on March 20, 2010, 10:37:20 PM
see MJB's avatar.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 20, 2010, 10:42:05 PM
"i know what your thinking, "did he fire 6 shots or was it only 5....
And the rainman responds, Six. Definitely six.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Apologenetics on March 24, 2010, 10:11:40 PM
Just from Marx Brothers movies alone:
Groucho:
(on the telephone) What's that? You want to know where to get a hold of misses potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it.
Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho: How would you like a job at the mint? Chico: Mint? I don't like mint. What other flavors you got?
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: redemption101 on March 25, 2010, 12:34:43 AM
From today Fox New's a guy tries to play russain rullete with a pistol that was using a clip. ??? luckily it was only rubber bullets. still messed him up pretty good.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on March 25, 2010, 01:53:16 AM
(on the telephone) What's that? You want to know where to get a hold of misses potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it.
Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho: How would you like a job at the mint? Chico: Mint? I don't like mint. What other flavors you got?
Like you can just choose ONE from the Marx Bros? They have too many awesome ones.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: STAMP on March 25, 2010, 11:45:47 AM
From today Fox New's a guy tries to play russain rullete with a pistol that was using a clip. ??? luckily it was only rubber bullets. still messed him up pretty good.
Sorry, I have France on the brain from another thread so I just gotta ask: in French Roulette do you hand the gun to your opponent to fire at your head?
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: redemption101 on March 25, 2010, 12:01:35 PM
From today Fox New's a guy tries to play russain rullete with a pistol that was using a clip. ??? luckily it was only rubber bullets. still messed him up pretty good.
Sorry, I have France on the brain from another thread so I just gotta ask: in French Roulette do you hand the gun to your opponent to fire at your head?
French Roulette 1) Load Gun*May need a German for this step 2) Place Gun in the middle of Floor 3) Both parties look at gun and say I surrender 4) German looks at Gun and say I will help you out. Picks up the gun and shoots
From a House Episode abridged A marine, an army ranger and a sister from brook land are all given a gun. They are told to go shout their spouse in the other room to prove their commitment. The marine Goes to the room starts crying and comes back saying he cant. The Ranger similar story. Finlay its the sisters turn. She goes in Shoots her husband. Then their is a clubbing sound. She comes back and they ask her went on. She said,"The Gun had blanks in it so i had to beat him over the head with it"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Minister Polarius on March 25, 2010, 12:25:18 PM
Quote
French Roulette 1) Load Gun*May need a German for this step 2) Place Gun in the middle of Floor 3) Both parties look at gun and say I surrender 4) German looks at Gun and say I will help you out. Picks up the gun and shoots
Wyn.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: EmJayBee83 on March 25, 2010, 02:00:56 PM
A Henny Youngman joke...
Why do new Italian navy ships have glass bottoms? So they can see the old Italian navy ships.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: BubbleBoy on May 25, 2010, 11:36:38 PM
Ewan McGregor (The Men Who Stare at Goats): "What's a Jedi Knight?"
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Marine4eternity on May 26, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
OUT COLD, Most of all Pushing Shuving and Cheating are encouraged!
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Marine4eternity on May 26, 2010, 10:39:28 AM
Demolition Man, Were Police officers... We are not equiped to handle violence
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: COUNTER_SNIPER on May 26, 2010, 10:53:59 AM
i am surprised nobody has said, "Luke, I am your father" -Darth Vader (star wars 5: the empire strikes back) [no copyright infringement intended]
Only a true fan (I'm not a true fan, just being nerdy/sarcastic) would know that line doesn't exist... However, there is a similar line where Darth Vader says, "I did not kill your father, I am your father!!" Thank you.
Just like in the Treasures of Sierra Madre they don't say, "We don't need no stinking badges." In fact, it's something along the lines of "Badges? Who needs those?"
- Watch the movies again.
-C_S
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: sk on May 26, 2010, 11:07:55 AM
And "Play it again, Sam" was never spoken in Casablanca.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: COUNTER_SNIPER on May 26, 2010, 11:09:43 AM
And "Beam me up Scotty" was never said either... yet SO MANY people remember these quotes the exact same way; I wonder why.
-*Going to be adding favorite quotes to this post as I think of them*-
"You eying my piece fiddy cent? You wanna go?" -Transformers I
"How do you dial 9-1-1?" (Meanwhile, there is a fire station across the street) - Little Rascals re-make (Buckwheat)
"You boys gonna pull them pistols or are you gonna whistle Dixie?" (Said to Yankee soldiers) -Clint Eastwood
"Say hello to my little friend!!!" -ScarFace
"Get down before I put you down" -SWAT 4? or just SWAT? I don't remember...
"Names Barf. I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." -Spaceballs
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: STAMP on May 26, 2010, 11:19:31 AM
Just like in the Treasures of Sierra Madre they don't say, "We don't need no stinking badges." In fact, it's something along the lines of "Badges? Who needs those?"
- Watch the movies again.
-C_S
Watch Blazing Saddles. ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: BubbleBoy on May 26, 2010, 11:20:50 AM
yet SO MANY people remember these quotes the exact same way; I wonder why.
I often find myself trying to relate a funny quote to a friend or family member, and in so doing I once in a while botch the words up a bit. However, if the friend has not actually seen what I am describing, or does not remember it, but we both like it anyway, we form a fond but incorrect memory of it the way I describe it, and get used to quoting it that certain way. That friend may then proceed to do the same with another friend, and he with another friend, etc., until it spreads enough that the majority of people remember the quote incorrectly. I can imagine this same general process might be catalysed by a movie review from a popular magazine, for example.
So, that's my theory. :)
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: COUNTER_SNIPER on May 26, 2010, 11:24:08 AM
yet SO MANY people remember these quotes the exact same way; I wonder why.
I often find myself trying to relate a funny quote to a friend or family member, and in so doing I once in a while botch the words up a bit. However, if the friend has not actually seen what I am describing, or does not remember it, but we both like it anyway, we form a fond but incorrect memory of it the way I describe it, and get used to quoting it that certain way. That friend may then proceed to do the same with another friend, and he with another friend, etc., until it spreads enough that the majority of people remember the quote incorrectly. I can imagine this same general process might be catalysed by a movie review from a popular magazine, for example.
So, that's my theory. :)
Interesting. I wonder if it's been researched.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: Prof Underwood on May 26, 2010, 11:35:49 AM
And "Play it again, Sam" was never spoken in Casablanca.
And "Elementary, my dear Watson." was never written in a Sherlock Holmes story.
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: sk on May 26, 2010, 12:26:45 PM
"Elementary, my dear Watson" was a quote from the early Sherlock Holmes movies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Sherlock_Holmes_(film)).
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on May 26, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
i am surprised nobody has said, "Luke, I am your father" -Darth Vader (star wars 5: the empire strikes back) [no copyright infringement intended]
Only a true fan (I'm not a true fan, just being nerdy/sarcastic) would know that line doesn't exist... However, there is a similar line where Darth Vader says, "I did not kill your father, I am your father!!" Thank you.
Just like in the Treasures of Sierra Madre they don't say, "We don't need no stinking badges." In fact, it's something along the lines of "Badges? Who needs those?"
- Watch the movies again.
-C_S
Star Wars "No Luke, I am your Father!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdc7v4vkbJI#)
Actually the line is "No, I am your father" ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: 12tipton3 on May 26, 2010, 02:14:52 PM
i was just paraphrasing! :) anyway, another good line is:
"the iron man suit! is it my birthday?" -Justin Hammer (Iron-Man 2) [no copyright infringement intended]
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: SomeKittens on May 26, 2010, 02:23:07 PM
"Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!"
"42"
"Late, as in the Late DentAuthurDent"
Newton Crosby: Where are you from, anyway? Ben Jabituya: Bakersfield, originally. Newton Crosby: No, I mean your ancestors. Ben Jabituya: Oh, them. Pittsburgh.
Number 5: Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower
"Shiny"
Book: "I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
There's much more
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Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on May 26, 2010, 03:18:36 PM
Wash: Yes, yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over this land and we will call it......This land.
Mal: We can't die. Do you know why? Because we are so VERY pretty.
Wash: Leaf on the wind! LEAF ON THE WIND!
Book: This should do. *pulls out a rifle* Zoe: Preacher? Doesn't the bible have pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific, it is however, fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.
Mal: Do you want to run this ship? Jayne: YES! Mal: ..... Well you can't
I wish I could post more but Firefly isn't exactly PG
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Post by: Ben Wilk on May 26, 2010, 03:32:52 PM
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Your not the only one with guns.
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Post by: hi123 on May 26, 2010, 03:46:00 PM
post yours: Inherit the Wind: "I don't think that you even think about what your thinking." Monty Python(The Holy Grail): "I'm not dead yet!" "Well you will be soon." Gone with the Wind: "Frankly my dear I don't give a d***" Silencing of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Jaws:"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Animal Crackers:"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Airplane!:"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Space Balls: "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. Fight Club: - Oh I get it. It's very clever. - Thank you. - How's that workin' out for you? - What? - Being clever. - Great. - Keep it up then. Monty Python (Holy Grail):"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
those are in random order
Termenator: Hasta Levista....Baby!
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Post by: SomeKittens on May 26, 2010, 05:07:17 PM
I'd post the whole show if I could...
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Post by: LadyNobody on May 26, 2010, 09:12:58 PM
Ahaha, I had no idea what Firefly was until we watched the episode with the quote about sin and hellfire in English class. So entertaining. I need to find more episodes.
~Britta
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Post by: SomeKittens on May 26, 2010, 09:14:34 PM
Best English Teacher EVER! Make sure you watch them in the correct order. (Not the order they were broadcast in)
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Post by: New Raven BR on May 26, 2010, 09:20:36 PM
:offtopic:
napoleon: tina ya fat lard come get some dinner!!
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Post by: LadyNobody on May 26, 2010, 09:37:17 PM
This same teacher gives us extra credit for writing 'Shakspearean' insults on our quote quizzes from The Taming of the Shrew.
Back on topic:
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
I apologize if this was posted already; I couldn't remember if someone put it up or not. But it's by far one of the best quotes ever!! :D
~Britta
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Post by: BlazerCC on May 26, 2010, 09:43:59 PM
Jayne:
"Sure would be nice if we had some gernades right now, don't ya think?"
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."
Mal:
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
i could go on for days.....
others i can think of fast:
Zombie: Send more Cops!!! Zombie: Send more Paramedics!!!
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Post by: SirNobody on May 26, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
Ewan McGregor (The Men Who Stare at Goats): "What's a Jedi Knight?"
The sad part is that this quote pretty much sums up the entire movie's comical approach. The only thing more comical would have been Liam Neeson playing the character portrayed by George Clooney.
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Post by: SomeKittens on May 26, 2010, 10:03:03 PM
Not really a movie quote, but: Bill: Kid, we were just crossing the street!
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Post by: BubbleBoy on May 26, 2010, 10:37:48 PM
Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting." Mal: "Define interesting." Wash: "Oh [no] oh [no] we're all gonna die?" Mal (over intercom): "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."
Operative: "That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain." Mal: "Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it." (to Inara) "Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint."
Wash: "Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire." (beat) "Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity."
Mal: "Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
"The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!"
River: "Jayne is a girl's name."
River: (trying to eat an 'ice-planet') "My food is problematic."
Wash: "Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?" Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up." Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Wash: "That sounds like something out of science fiction." Zoe: "We live in a space ship, dear."
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Post by: Ehud Cubed on May 26, 2010, 11:07:13 PM
Legolas: Final Count: 42. Gimli: 42? Thats not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish prince. I myself am sitting pretty on 43. [taps the dead orc he is sitting on] Legolas: [Shoots the same orc] 43. Gimli: He was already dead! Legolas: He was twitching. Gimli: He was twitching because he's got mah axe embedded in his nervous system!
LOTR: The Two Towers, Aftermath of Helm's Deep
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Post by: COUNTER_SNIPER on May 27, 2010, 10:59:39 AM
i am surprised nobody has said, "Luke, I am your father" -Darth Vader (star wars 5: the empire strikes back) [no copyright infringement intended]
Only a true fan (I'm not a true fan, just being nerdy/sarcastic) would know that line doesn't exist... However, there is a similar line where Darth Vader says, "I did not kill your father, I am your father!!" Thank you.
Just like in the Treasures of Sierra Madre they don't say, "We don't need no stinking badges." In fact, it's something along the lines of "Badges? Who needs those?"
- Watch the movies again.
-C_S
-
Actually the line is "No, I am your father" ;)
Eh, close enough. Thanks for looking it up though.
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Post by: deadpool24 on May 27, 2010, 02:07:26 PM
the all time best one is, "my precious"!!!!!! (golum) dude and i can even do his voice like perfectly! lust ask alpal! haha
*My precious*
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Post by: Kyp Henderson on May 28, 2010, 12:51:59 AM
i am surprised nobody has said, "Luke, I am your father" -Darth Vader (star wars 5: the empire strikes back) [no copyright infringement intended]
Only a true fan (I'm not a true fan, just being nerdy/sarcastic) would know that line doesn't exist... However, there is a similar line where Darth Vader says, "I did not kill your father, I am your father!!" Thank you.
Just like in the Treasures of Sierra Madre they don't say, "We don't need no stinking badges." In fact, it's something along the lines of "Badges? Who needs those?"
- Watch the movies again.
-C_S
-
Actually the line is "No, I am your father" ;)
Eh, close enough. Thanks for looking it up though.
I am a true fan, and that quote doesn't even come close to "May the Force be with you" :)
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Post by: SomeKittens on May 28, 2010, 09:24:02 AM
Ahahahahahahahaha....I have such a great memory of that movie. I love to make fun of my dad because his name is Kevin, like the bird.
"Kevin...chocolate!" :D
~Britta
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Post by: deadpool24 on May 29, 2010, 10:39:42 PM
Haha my fav line from that movie is "I do not like the cone of shame" Dug is the best!!!!!! And I also like "kevens a girl??????". That was so funnnnny!!!!!
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Post by: Kyp Henderson on May 30, 2010, 12:06:19 AM
I am a true fan, and that quote doesn't even come close to "May the Force be with you".....
...Always.
I decided not to say always because there are sometimes that that phrase is said without the "Always" part at the end of it. if you were just saying that to just finish one of those quotes, my bad.
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Post by: LadyNobody on May 30, 2010, 06:38:09 PM
For all you Shakespeare fans (and yes, this was in a movie based on the play):
Katharina: "Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow, And dart not scornful glances from those eyes, To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor: It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads, Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds, And in no sense is meet or amiable. A woman moved is like a fountain troubled, Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty; And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it. Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee, And for thy maintenance commits his body To painful labour both by sea and land, To watch the night in storms, the day in cold, Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe; And craves no other tribute at thy hands But love, fair looks and true obedience; Too little payment for so great a debt. Such duty as the subject owes the prince Even such a woman oweth to her husband; And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour, And not obedient to his honest will, What is she but a foul contending rebel And graceless traitor to her loving lord? I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace; Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway, When they are bound to serve, love and obey. Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth, Unapt to toil and trouble in the world, But that our soft conditions and our hearts Should well agree with our external parts? Come, come, you froward and unable worms! My mind hath been as big as one of yours, My heart as great, my reason haply more, To bandy word for word and frown for frown; But now I see our lances are but straws, Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare, That seeming to be most which we indeed least are. Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot, And place your hands below your husband's foot: In token of which duty, if he please, My hand is ready; may it do him ease."
~Britta
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Post by: Alex_Olijar on May 30, 2010, 08:17:20 PM
That's almost cheating there Britta. If that movie wasn't so good, I might have to report you for not following the rules :P.
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Post by: LadyNobody on May 30, 2010, 09:48:56 PM
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
I get goosebumps every time I hear it. Oooooh, there they go again. :D
That has got to be my all-time favorite quote from any movie. It also perfectly represents why I love that movie. Few movies really "get" that it takes more than impressive action sequences to make a strong character like Gladiator did. The action was great, and it isn't even what I remember about the movie, because the characters were so fantastic.
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Post by: TheKarazyvicePresidentRR on May 30, 2010, 11:54:26 PM
"I'm Spartacus"
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Post by: BubbleBoy on May 31, 2010, 08:20:46 AM
"I'm Ironman"
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Post by: New Raven BR on May 31, 2010, 11:39:12 AM
"YOUR KILLING ME,SMALLS!!!"
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Post by: Ironica on May 31, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
Life is pain, your highness. Any one who tells you different is selling something
Atleast, I think that's how it goes :p
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Post by: deadpool24 on May 31, 2010, 02:23:24 PM
hey how can i forget this one! my screen name is named after him!!! haha
(wolverine) "do you ever shut up?" (wade/deadpool) "no not while I'm awake."
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Post by: Good Samaritan on May 31, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
how abt, "toss me! i cannot jump such a distance so you are going to have to toss me! and Dont tell the elf"
Ha!! That is my favorite quote from that movie!
I got another good one! ---
"...The Negotiation's will be short..." "you were right...the negotiation were short..."
Star War's Episode I
Yeah, Star War's has alot of good quotes! But, Episode I was probably the worst of all the starwar's movies. In my opinion, they could have made that one better.
haha! yeah i love that one!!! lol
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Post by: COUNTER_SNIPER on June 16, 2010, 04:41:28 PM
Not a movie quote but:
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies." - V
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Post by: The Warrior on June 16, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
i edited this one a bit ;)
"Its Over Anakin i have The High Places!"
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Post by: alpal455 on June 16, 2010, 06:03:58 PM
"Luke I am your Father"
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Post by: The Warrior on June 16, 2010, 06:05:11 PM
Met a girl there, tryin' on some skirts. I was like...WHAT dat smell like??
Why were you trying on skirts, Martin?
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Post by: fyero on June 16, 2010, 11:59:02 PM
"What we need are some nice good tater." "What's taters, precious asks". "PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"
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Post by: Rawrlolsauce! on June 17, 2010, 12:02:35 AM
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
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Post by: Lampy 2.0 on June 22, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
Army of Darkness: "This.... Is My Boomstick!" (I haven't even seen that movie!) Spider-Man 2: "It's to maintain the illusion." Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan: "KHAAAAAAN!!!" & "Like a really bad marksmen, you keep missing the target!" Indiana Jones: "Fly... Yes! Land.... No!" Iron Man:"This is the 'Fun-Vee.' You've got the 'Hum-Drum-vee.'" (I don't think I got that right.)
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Post by: SomeKittens on June 22, 2010, 05:16:12 PM
and: How was the funvee?
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Post by: JSB23 on June 22, 2010, 11:58:59 PM
We might run into some slight turbulence...and then explode Are we exploding again? I don't wanna explode
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Post by: cg097 on June 23, 2010, 01:06:43 PM
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: "Where did these sounds come from?" And then everyone points to the sky.
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Post by: TheHobbit13 on June 23, 2010, 01:48:11 PM
It isn't a movie but I like this office quote.
Dwight-- What is Michaels biggest fear Ryan-- Being alone, women. Dwight. Wrong. He has no fear. I also would have accepted snakes.
Madagasgar
Gloria- Where are the people? Penguin- We killed them and ate their livers
Also
Penguin- You! Higher Mammal. Can you read?
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Post by: cg097 on June 23, 2010, 01:59:37 PM
I'm pretty sure we have another TV quotes topic, but since we don't have a song quotes topic, I guess I'll just post this one here. "We're just technologically impaired" -Weird Al, "Amish Paradise"
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Post by: alpal455 on June 23, 2010, 02:57:51 PM
Sahara: "I shot a guy with a flare gun"
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Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on June 24, 2010, 11:37:46 AM
So long and thanks for all the fish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ&feature=related#)
Wynpants. Though the whole movie is (kinda) the book
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Post by: deadpool24 on July 02, 2010, 09:21:46 AM
"i hate you" *great race*
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Post by: 3-Liner And Bags Of Chips on July 02, 2010, 12:01:46 PM
would you like a schmoke and a pancake?
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Post by: COUNTER_SNIPER on July 02, 2010, 04:28:53 PM
I only saw a short clip of this on TV, but:
"Hey mannn, how fast are we going? Reply: "I think we're parked..." (Meanwhile, the car is resting up against a traffic sign) -Cheech & Chong
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Post by: SomeKittens on July 02, 2010, 07:58:33 PM
The "rules" from Zombieland.
Really, the only good part of that movie. Also: "I don't know!" The Bourne Identity
Title: Re: Favorite Movie quotes
Post by: lightningninja on July 02, 2010, 08:43:26 PM
"It's all about psychic disinterest. You just look at them and say, 'you don't want to shoot me.' Then give a gutteral growl, MMMMMM. Then take a pencil and take out his eye or stab him in the neck or something. See, that's PSYCHIC DISINTEREST for others not to act." ~The Men Who Stare at Goats
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Post by: deadpool24 on July 02, 2010, 10:25:40 PM
"Did you just cal me BLOB?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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Post by: New Raven BR on July 08, 2010, 11:15:32 AM