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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2017, 12:13:22 AM »
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Going to start putting the card that I create mock ups for on my imgur page below.

https://imgur.com/a/MsdFd

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2018, 11:19:05 PM »
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Elnathan

2 Kings 24:8

8 Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he became king, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. His mother’s name was Nehushta daughter of Elnathan; she was from Jerusalem.

It Can't Hurt!

2 Kings 9:30

30 Then Jehu went to Jezreel. When Jezebel heard about it, she put on eye makeup, arranged her hair and looked out of a window. 31 As Jehu entered the gate, she asked, “Have you come in peace, you Zimri, you murderer of your master?”[a]

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2018, 08:47:03 PM »
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Poor Man's Chicken
"As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick ...
Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken."


Spit In Your Face
"As the good book says, if you spit in the air, it lands in your face."

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2018, 08:59:37 AM »
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Alexander the Scoopersmith
"Select an opponent.  You and that opponent reveal your hands.  If you reveal at least 5 Dominants more than your opponent, your opponent Scoops.  Otherwise, you Scoop.  Cannot be negated by a card with a misspelled name."
« Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 09:14:21 AM by jmhartz »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2018, 02:23:39 PM »
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Praising by the Saints

"If it is the last round of the game and you start to celebrate a win before time runs out, your opponent gets one additional turn and all of opponent's cards for that turn cannot be negated."

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2018, 11:01:49 AM »
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Irrelephant
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Identifiers:  Territory-Class, Animal
"Treat this character as if it had no special ability and withdraw it.  Restrict players from playing enhancements on this character or adding it to battle.  Protect this character from other cards.  Cannot be negated."
Genesis 1:24
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2018, 11:18:02 AM »
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So the only way to take him out is to toss on him. Oof.  :o
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2018, 11:30:08 AM »
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So the only way to take him out is to toss on him. Oof.  :o

Irrelephant
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Identifiers:  Territory-Class, Animal
"Treat this character as if it had no special ability.  Restrict players from playing enhancements on this character or adding it to battle.  Protect this character from other cards.  Cannot be negated."
Genesis 1:24

You're right though, this can block from hand.  Will update   ;)
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2018, 05:20:49 PM »
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Jeremiah's Weeping
If it is April and this is played on Jeremiah or by Jeremy Chambers, you may flip the table.
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2018, 03:56:48 PM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2018, 06:59:06 PM »
+2


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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2018, 08:49:30 AM »
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Sunday School Lady
3/3 Hero
Ignore all flannelgraph evil characters.
Quote: "Never mess with a sunday school teacher!"

Larryboy
5/1 Hero
Search reserve for Super Suction Ears to banish one Evil Character.
Quote: "This suit is very constricting! I'm coming home."

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2018, 08:57:53 AM »
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A Wee Little Man
1/1 Hero
May climb a Sycamore tree to see opponents hand, deck, reserve, or discard pile.

Yes, Jesus Loves Me
2/1 Hero Enhancement
Sing song 2 times to lull your opponent to sleep and win the battle.
"For the Bible tells me so"

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2018, 09:17:00 AM »
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Bibleman
All cards with no special ability gain Fight Scene and Music Video special abilities."
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2018, 12:03:50 PM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2018, 03:26:19 PM »
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Mentioned in another thread but probably belongs here...

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2018, 07:22:31 PM »
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I haven't bought any cards in years, but I would buy this set :-)

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2018, 11:19:27 PM »
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As mentioned in another thread:

A New Beginning
Lamb Dominant
"Reset all tournament standings and pairings. The Tournament starts over. Tear this card into at least 100 pieces or you are disqualified and receive 0 Lost Souls for the duration of the Current Redemption Tournament Season."

Upon printing, immediately give it errata: Give selected Warrior-class Red-brigade Hero in battle +2 toughness.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2018, 10:30:42 AM »
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A Child is Negated
Must negate all negated negates unless all negated negates are negated.  Cannot not be not negated.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2018, 03:03:38 AM »
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I'd make a version of Haman's Plot that's a lot sillier. Think Chaos Confetti from Unglued.

I think a reprint of Haman's Plot would be great in a set like this. I also agree with all of the "out of context" scripture references.

That would make this set a real big church inside joke, just like the "un" sets in MTG

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2018, 11:40:00 AM »
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Can't Take It With You

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"Search each deck for the card with the highest TLG value in that deck.  Rip those cards.  Cannot be negated."
I Timothy 6:7 - "For we have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either."
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2018, 12:25:18 PM »
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Can't Take It With You

0/0 Multicolor GE
"Search each deck for the card with the highest TLG value in that deck.  Rip those cards.  Cannot be negated."
I Timothy 6:7 - "For we have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either."

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2018, 02:19:04 PM »
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2018, 03:04:26 PM »
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