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What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« on: December 22, 2017, 11:36:43 PM »
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With the release of the MTG Unstable set, it got me thinking. If Redemption were to make a set that was exclusively intended for draft and non-tournament play, what cards would you include. The point of the Un sets has been to poke fun at the game of MTG so how could we spoof Redemption and poke fun at ourselves. One thing I would really love to do with the set is to include full art generic Lost Souls but with quirky artwork. Feel free to post ideas below and include links to free artwork that might be used for the card. Have fun with this!

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2017, 02:38:36 AM »
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Old school Redemption New Jersey graffiti cards and Doug's old Three Lion Gaming spoof cards are probably the closest we'll get to a un set :P
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2017, 12:52:14 PM »
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So I had an idea come to me this morning that the set could be called "Out of Context" and all be based on Scriptures being taken out of context. Here is an example...


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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2017, 04:56:49 PM »
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Holy Hand Grenade and a gold border Lost Soul without an ability

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2017, 12:23:38 AM »
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Something like:


Hangry

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Discard all cards depicting food or spiritual food.

Mark 11:12-14

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.”
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2017, 09:58:30 AM »
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St. Nicholas: 12/12 red/greeen/white, territory, On each player's upkeep, they must give a card from their hand to the player on their right to draw a card. cbn

with this image:

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2017, 10:23:59 PM »
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Buzz Lightyear would need to make an appearance.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2017, 12:02:34 AM »
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Que, the Lost Soul

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2017, 09:23:51 PM »
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One thing I would really love to do with the set is to include full art generic Lost Souls but with quirky artwork.
Please, please, please make it ultra rare! #sirnobody #ultrararegenericlostsoul

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2017, 12:42:13 PM »
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I'd make a version of Haman's Plot that's a lot sillier. Think Chaos Confetti from Unglued.
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2017, 12:54:20 PM »
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An Old Beginning/A New Ending

Captain of the Toast

Esau Shesaw

Piety of Mary (references pie and/or pi in picture/ability)

Angel of the Bored

Son of Gad (shout-out to Redemption NJ)

Nimrod, the Not-So-Mighty

Preach of Desperation

King Womanasseh

Camelwreck

Altar of Aaaaaaaaaah

Hidden Measures

Four Drama Coin

Miraculous Footkerchiefs

Confusion of Mine (somehow exchanges permanent control of cards, has a picture of the seagulls from "Finding Nemo")

Chamber of Angles

Low Places (evil fortress)

Stronghold in the Dessert

Faithful Savant

Helmet of Salivation

Shoes of Piece

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2017, 04:02:53 PM »
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Biblical Vehicles

1. Jesus' Honda  John 12:49  "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
2. Dodge Truck  Exodus 19:13  "Only when the Ram's horn sounds a long blast may they approach the mountain."
3. Christians' Jeep  1 Corinthians 8:9  "Take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow become a stumbling block to the weak."
4. God's Plymouth  Jeremiah 32:37  "In my Fury, and in great wrath; I will bring them again unto this place, and I will cause them to dwell safely."
5. Evil Doers' Muscle Car   Psalm 11:5-6  "Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and a horrible Tempest."

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2017, 04:17:53 PM »
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You forgot Ishmaelite's van: Genesis 37:25 "As they sat down to eat their meal, they looked up and saw a Caravan of Ishmaelites coming from Gilead. Their camels were loaded with spices, balm and myrrh, and they were on their way to take them down to Egypt."
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2017, 03:13:53 AM »
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I am loving all of these ideas.

Low Places might have a cameo appearance of Garth Brooks...if anyone get's that reference.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2017, 07:37:27 AM »
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A Redemption Redemption card
"This can be redeemed for one Prophets pack."
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2017, 08:02:51 AM »
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A card of Methuselah (who surprisingly doesn't have a card yet in game) and a way to tie in that this game has existed longer than most other CCG's.
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2017, 10:30:10 AM »
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Verses People Think Are in the Bible Set

1. Assistance    non-verse: God helps those who help themselves.
2. Debt    non-verse: Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
3. Money    non-verse: Money is the root of all evil
4. Unknown Good    non-verse: God works in mysterious ways
5. Love and Hate    non-verse: Love the sinner, hate the sin
6. Self Aware    non-verse: To thine own self be true
7. Burdened    non-verse: God will not give you more than you can handle.
8. Dove    non-verse: Cleanliness is next to godliness
9. Patience    non-verse: This too shall pass
10. Awake    non-verse: The early bird catches the worm

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2017, 11:38:57 AM »
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Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2017, 11:57:15 AM »
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Verses People Think Are in the Bible Set

1. Assistance    non-verse: God helps those who help themselves.
2. Debt    non-verse: Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
3. Money    non-verse: Money is the root of all evil
4. Unknown Good    non-verse: God works in mysterious ways
5. Love and Hate    non-verse: Love the sinner, hate the sin
6. Self Aware    non-verse: To thine own self be true
7. Burdened    non-verse: God will not give you more than you can handle.
8. Dove    non-verse: Cleanliness is next to godliness
9. Patience    non-verse: This too shall pass
10. Awake    non-verse: The early bird catches the worm

Bonus Promo Character:   Little Drummer Boy    non-verse: I played my drum for him. Ba rump a pum pum

Ummm....MJB, all those verses are found in the book of II Hezekiah...not sure how you missed that... ;D
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2017, 01:19:42 PM »
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Ummm....MJB, all those verses are found in the book of II Hezekiah...not sure how you missed that... ;D

Hey now, let's not be throwing around incorrect accusations here.

...Some of MJB's verses are from I Hezekiah.  And the book of Ecclesians.





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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2017, 02:20:59 PM »
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Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P
Except for...

Name: Buckler
Type:  Lamb (Good Dominant)
SA:     Hero gains 2 toughness.

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2017, 04:55:04 PM »
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Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P
Except for...

Name: Buckler
Type:  Lamb (Good Dominant)
SA:     Selected Red Hero in battle gains 2 toughness.

FTFY.  8)
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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2017, 07:58:16 AM »
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Buckler.

Because every version of that card is a spoof.   :P

Yes! Must be Ultra Rare as well! Maybe upgrade it to a 0/1

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Re: What cards would you include in a Redemption spoof set?
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2017, 09:08:43 AM »
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It's been a few months but my phone AUTO corrected a card that sounds like it should be a spoof card.

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