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what kinds of skills do you need to get the newer cards?
You need to speak English, walk into your local GameStop, and fill in a job application. No other skills are needed, maybe not even English beings most GameStop employees don't speak English .
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99% of the top cards are fairly easy to come by.
Mayhem > Grapes :c
Okay. So here is what you do.You go to a food shelter and get an apple. What if they don't have apples? Tough. Fine an apple kid. Make it a good kind. Not one of those waxy, flavorless, thick skinned ones. Those won't work. Not at all. Why would you even have one of those ones? Why would anyone want one of those ones? Whoever engineered that type of apple is a sick man.Okay, so anyway, cut the apple open and take 5 of the 6 seeds out. Do whatever you wish with the last seed: eat it, bury it, throw it at a homeless guy, just don't let it mingle with the other 5. Don't ask questions why not, just listen to me. I'm helping you out of the kindness of my heart, the least you could do is trust me.So anyway, take those 5 seeds and plant them. If RuneScape has taught me anything, it is that it takes anywhere from 18 to 30 hours for a tree to grow. So come back the next day and you'll have enormous apple trees. Pick the apples off them and begin selling them. After a week of selling them you'll have lots and lots of money. Buy shares in major apple orchards and then preform hostile take overs. Keep doing this until you own every apple orchard, large or small. It should take about a week.After that, DESTROY THE LAND. Make sure it isn't suitable for growing apples. This may seem weird, but again, trust me. I know what I'm doing.Then, do that in every other civilized country. Take control of the land and then proceed to destroy it. After all the apple-suitable land of civilized countries is no longer capable of growing apples, take over the apple-suitable land of the non-civilized countries. In these countries DO NOT DESTROY THE LAND. Grow tons and tons of apples.At this point the US government will realize "hey, this guy has a monopoly on the apple market!". It is too late though, as you'll be in a country without anti-monopoly laws. So now that you have a monopoly over the apple market, start raising prices. Charge $100 per apple and sell tons (but give me free apple juice). Within a month of beginning all this you should be at trillionaire. Then buy lots of scratch off lottery tickets and you might win something like $3000 you can use towards Redemption.
(I guess one could argue for FSP, but Lydia (H) is certainly a viable and cheap substitute.)
Quote from: The Guardian on October 28, 2010, 12:24:08 AM(I guess one could argue for FSP, but Lydia (H) is certainly a viable and cheap substitute.) There is so much that can be read into this statement it's not even silly.
Quote from: STAMP on October 28, 2010, 12:07:47 PMQuote from: The Guardian on October 28, 2010, 12:24:08 AM(I guess one could argue for FSP, but Lydia (H) is certainly a viable and cheap substitute.) There is so much that can be read into this statement it's not even silly. what is FSP?
Quote from: KoalaKingoFA on October 28, 2010, 05:35:18 PMQuote from: STAMP on October 28, 2010, 12:07:47 PMQuote from: The Guardian on October 28, 2010, 12:24:08 AM(I guess one could argue for FSP, but Lydia (H) is certainly a viable and cheap substitute.) There is so much that can be read into this statement it's not even silly. what is FSP?Real answer: Faithful Servant Promo.
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